Saberhagendaaz @saberhagendaaz.bsky.social

Occasional, mediocre posts. Royals, Braves, Kansas State, Chiefs, Horns Down

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I’m just a boy, standing in front of a girl, asking her to hand me a piece of that opossum-flavored candy
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Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz
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Congratulations on finally meeting Rivers Cuomo
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[heavy Albanian accent] “I’ve been here 20 years”

“Where from?”

“Small country that starts with A near Greece and Italy”

“Albania?”

“Is that a question or your answer?”

“Uh, Armenia”

“You need to be confident in yourself!”

Goddamned right, Arjan.
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Had an Albanian driver to the airport today and he was great. We shot the shot the whole drive, something usually try to avoid. God I wish this news had broken two hours earlier.
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Ope would you look at that it’s Free Fav Friday o’clock again. Feed me your petty, maybe nonsensical, possibly rooted in envy civic grievances big (St. Louis of course can eat rocks) or small (how do you think you’re so great you are Salina, KS)
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“That’s not true. It’s not true. What the fuck are you talking about. It’s not a sensual hog named Alf it’s about an alien and his dick is the hog!”
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It’s a day that ends in Y so greater Michigan sports fans are either winning a championship of some sort or collapsing in collective anxiety
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4pm on a random Thursday. Drama, mundanity, inanity. Bluesky not beating the sports app allegations (complimentary).
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Thinking about him again.
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No one:

Not a soul:

Me: the trick was remembering Bryson De Chapeau and Brooks Capka
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Dawn @502eire.lol
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🎈🎈🎈 TODAY is my last day at St John Center and the FINAL TIME that I ask you to donate. If I have ever shared something about the work we do here that moved you please consider showing up for our homeless neighbors 🎶one last time🎶

Cash: www.stjohncenter.org/contribution-form/

Amazon: a.co/dJQb2rP
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I vividly remember one night when I was 4 or 5 where I wished for a Go-Bot I wanted over and over until I finally fell asleep. I hoped, but don’t think I really believed, that the wish would come true if I just wished hard enough. It did not.

Come on universe, give us all our fucking Go-Bot.
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“And you know what they call an E.L. Fudge cookie in Mexico?”

“They don’t call it an E.L. Fudge?”

“No, man, they got the metric system. They wouldn’t know what the fuck an E.L. Fudge is.”

“Then what do they call it?”

“They call it an el fudge.”
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Y’all it’s been ten minutes and she is still dying and just said “what if he came out with the other two”
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@westiemom.bsky.social just saw a pic I pulled up then looked at him again and lost it, yet accuses me of “being a mess”!
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Waiter looks just like General Zod from Superman II (1980) it’s killing me. He’s even wearing a black shirt with too many buttons open no way he isn’t doing this on purpose.
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me
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never forget when the Easter Bunny sent Teddy Roosevelt to the shadow realm
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Telling the kids this was the Easter Bunny
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mimon fishbum @mimonfishbaum.bsky.social
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Alright 1-1 and the L was against a very good team. And wait to see if we play in the pool championship later. Worse ways to turn thirty or forty something years old.
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Going to celebrate my birthday tomorrow by getting up at 6 to go get fields ready then coach two baseball games hopefully well enough that we get to play a third and be there until 9pm 🎉
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Me when the OP this replied to has been nuked
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Oh yes a Duke alum posting through it on the office-wide email chain on bracket results
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social
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I have an unfortunate amount of time on my hands today

“CHAD?”

“CHAD?”

“CHAD?”
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Saberhagendaaz @saberhagendaaz.bsky.social
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KC @ ATL opening weekend will be traumatic in multiple ways to me
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