Sorry about the weather, folks, I bought a watering can yesterday...
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In October South Eastern Water sent a 6-month bill of £214 and suggested I set up a £57/month direct debit. Today I received another 6-month bill for £190 with a suggestion of a £52/month direct debit.
Someone, somewhere, needs to do their maths GCSE again.
Someone, somewhere, needs to do their maths GCSE again.
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22 minutes on hold so far and the chances of them picking up the minute I go for a wee feels high.
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If you were responsible for adding the "we are experiencing higher than usual call volumes" message on your company telephone service, I think you should just kys. Everyone knows you're lying.
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Always surprises me how much stronger I feel on particular movements when I swap my workouts up and do them in another order.
I’ve been stuck at 35kg OHP for 6/7 rep for ages. Today? 40kg x 10 out of nowhere by doing them earlier 🤯
I’ve been stuck at 35kg OHP for 6/7 rep for ages. Today? 40kg x 10 out of nowhere by doing them earlier 🤯
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I just want to understand why my autocorrect assumes I was trying to say “don’t” rather than “do you” when I mistype “donyou” 😒
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oop, paid £1.90/litre for diesel today (US$9.57/gal), that's up 20p/litre since last week. I'm fully expecting it to go over £2 in the next week or so locally.
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Anyway the moral of the story is that he’s not begging for pics or being a “pic collector” he just wants to know what you actually look like.
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When you’re chatting to someone nice but they’re not much of a selfie person and eventually they send a clear photo and you realise they’re not attractive to you AT ALL so you have to slowly backtrack without making it obvious and are regretting your earlier choice of not insisting on more pics 💀
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Thank you for the nude I am very interested in your cock but far more interested in examining your bedside table
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Jo Cox: Okay you’re coming to the end of your recovery walk and it’s time for your next run.
Me: (starts running)
Jo: Ready? 3… 2… 1… go!
Me: (starts running)
Jo: Ready? 3… 2… 1… go!
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When does the gym get quiet on a bank holiday? Every time I open the app there are more people there 💀
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Took some thirst after the gym. Might have dropped my phone while it was on timer mode, too 🤦🏼♂️
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Asking "have you been to nandos before" in 2026 is like asking "were you exposed to a novel coronavirus between 2020 and 2023"
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Went for a run, went for a coffee in town, went to a garden centre, bought bulbs and cake, now at a friend’s for a Chinese. Such adult.
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Anyone supporting the Lib Dem calls for fuel duty cuts seriously needs to stop and think
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It's quite something to see businesses react this way without actually knowing the details or reasons for his sacking. Rumour, speculation, and nothing more than an allegation against him which the CPS considered too weak to prosecute... Guilty despite never having had a day in court?
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Spent my morning carrying heavy things and filling planters with soil for my ex. He repaid me by buying lunch and snapping candid photos of me looking like a thumb with big arms.
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