I just heard my son state his name for an auto-call-back as "Bong Rip McGee the 2nd" so when they call back they'll say "this is the callback requested for "Bong Rip McGee the 2nd," and this is why you have kids.

April 12, 2026 - 00:22 UTC

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I recently told my kids to scratch their names into some fresh concrete I had finished. My daughter signed Piggy.
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This needs a nickname. “Oh, my little Bongie, so grown up he gets callbacks! Rippy Junior is all grown up!”
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great nick-name,,,
1) where do kids learn this stuff?
2) who is "Bong Rip McGee the 1st?"
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That’s about as inventive as it gets! Thanx for the grin.
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This gave me the giggles.😆

"(Something something) McGee" is a favorite funny nickname in this house, thanks to my silly cat, and it's had many variations over the years. Give your son a thumbs up from us.
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My kid used names like:
Seymore Buts
Harry Crackup
Jack Meeoff
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😂😂😂🤣🤣
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And boy did I need this post!
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😂😂😂😂👏🏽🥂
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OMG..LOL
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😂😂😂
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My wife and I confiscated my 13 year old’s phone for misbehaving. Whereupon we learned that he was known as Cassius Thundercock on his favored social media platform. I tried talking to him about it, but he had already heard us LOLing.
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My son used to receive mail from colleges addressed to Hellon Bunchacrunch. Often we would get two pieces of mail from the same school, one for his real name, and one for Hellon.
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Well, at least he didn’t say “Lord McLovin the second”🤣
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