Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social

Author of two dozen books. Writing stories for 70 years. I've been editor, novelist, Russian translator, parttime spy, Internet evangelist, and ebook entrepreneur. http://www.seltzerbooks.com https://www.amazon.com/One-Family-Richard-Seltzer/dp/1959621211

Now available at Amazon --
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Eleventh Commandment:
You shall covet thy partner
with all thy heart, soul, and mind
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BREAKING FAKE NEWS:
McDonald's enters AI competitor
with Artificial Ingredients
and a new jingle --
"ai, ai, o."
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Of course he's promising pardons to all
That's par for Don's course.
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Tell your doctor if you die.
He may want to reduce your dosage.
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Trump is not a comedian.
He's not a strait man.
He's just a joke.
A very bad joke.
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Because of his efforts to bully and dominate
Latin America,
Trump should be known as a Banana Republican.
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Bizarre. Would you like to become an air traffic controller?
www.cnn.com/2026/04/10/us/faa-video-gamers-controllers
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As the literature of a culture matures,
genres evolve and solidify,
leading to "genrefication" --
difficulty reaching large audiences
without strict adherence to genre expectations.
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Suggestion for billionaire tax --
a flat tax (10%?) applied to all the income of anyone making over $1 billion -- a tax in addition to income tax -- not allowing deductions for accountants, tax assistance or legal service.
The government should not subsidize efforts to evade taxes.
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Who was the breast man at your wedding?
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When they got bored making love with one another,
they had their marriage analed.
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An Irishman know to never tip a raree.
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He appreciated how his waitress dressed
and tipped her for her tits.
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The Texas millionaire never said good night.
He said "Oil well that end well."
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He liked his mattress better than his mistress.
At least it spent the entire night with him.
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The lamp cuddled up with his plug dog
and had a bright idea.
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When somebody tried to explain "cease fire" to Trump,
he said he'll fire whoever he wants
whenever he wants.
There's no way he'll stopping doing that.
And no way he'll aim before he fires, either.
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The sex addict was diagnosed as
psycockic.
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Suggested name for Internet customer service company --
404.com
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When his computer wouldn't start
he considered going to bootcamp.
Instead he asked for a bootie call.
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Iran is measuring Trump
for a strait jacket.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social
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I completely agree with Marjorie Taylor Greene is a sentence I never thought I would ever write.
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Which shit storm is worse?
The one on Artemis
or the one in Washington?
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As we used to say --
Better read than dead.
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The waitress worked for tits.
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Suggested name for herbalist journal --
Thyme Magazine.
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When his boss said, "We'll pick up tomorrow,"
he tried to imagine how he could do that.
Time is heavy, very heavy.
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Interesting flex point --
Everyone in his cabinet is afraid that he/she will be fired.
How long will it take for them to wake up and realize
that under the 25th Amendment
they can remove him from office before he does so?
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Ancient Mayans wrote glyphic novels.
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