Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."

December 14, 2025 - 16:26 UTC

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“I take my tankini ishing shaken, not shtirred.”
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“I approve thish meshage”
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A shite for shore eyesh
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“Now pash me a cookie”
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Santa was bad in his younger days. He is now forced to live forever as an old man.
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Wicked!
(on my xmas list)
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cc: @jbadelaire.bsky.social
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Need this cosplay so much.
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This is fucking incredible
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They need sprinkles
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@hugobookclub.bsky.social ☝️
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Alt text FTW
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we're ready
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The financial pressure of #Christmas youtu.be/drHS5TIfvRI
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@russlinton.com lmao
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I figured it was Borat.
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THE COOKIE IS GOOD, THE PENIS IS BAD
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Thought it was Freddie
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Freddie Mercury bottom left.
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Not sure how I should feel about recognizing them before reading the caption
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Reshplendant
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Need more chest hair.
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Gotta get the precision icing dolloper for that.
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@kellygoround.bsky.social @assignedbrave.bsky.social
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my dad said to me yesterday "I think Connery was the best Bond" and i dead ass said straight to his face "Who, that guy from Zardoz?"
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This is one of the finest culinary creations I have ever bore witness to
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I don't know how to feel that I immediately got the reference 😬
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The replies make it clear how far our education system has fallen that so many are out of touch as far as media literacy goes. In my day, it was a rite of passage to go “What the shit is this?” at Sean Connery in Zardoz (1974) and we were all the better for it.
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@rdansky.bsky.social
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"The penis is bad. The suspiciously penis-shaped rolling pin is good."
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GORDON'S ALIVE???
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Ron Jeremy, anyone?
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Thought it was Borat in his swimsuit
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The penis is bad. The cookie is good.
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Somehow still not as creepy as the real costume.
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At first I thought they were sad.
But then I remembered the 'tache.
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As someone who has been shameless enough to go to a Halloween party dressed as Zed, I approve these cookies.
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I thought it was Freddie Mercury.
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Same!!
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I LOVE these cookies!! 🤣
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Freddy biscuits. Yum!
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maybe it’s their frowns 🧐
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Handlebar mustache.
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That's not Freddy Mercury?
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That’s the Anti-Freddy. That’s Sean Connery in Zardoz.
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You should try some Borat next year
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God bless you for this TL cleanse
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“The penis is on the naughty list.”
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😂😂😂😂😂
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Only boomers.
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@lebatardshow.bsky.social

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it's the ponytail detail that makes it perfect.
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Beyond 2001!!
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I love this!! 🤣
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@killjamesbond.bsky.social
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@killjamesbond.bsky.social
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I'm afraid I don't understand the question.
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Sean Connery in the streets, Freddie Mercury in the sheets.
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I thought they were Freddie Mercury for a minute.
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Same!!
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Same !
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Same!
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Me, too. XD
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Same here!
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Were they made in your Zod kitchen?

youtu.be/-3ABRN9UKLo?si=s6jr7oKieJWdtDK_
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OK, that's it. This is happening this year.
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into the giant head, nom nom
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"Did you need wheat?"

"Yes! We ate cookies"
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Damn, and just days after Peter Greene’s unfortunate passing.

Zed really IS dead.
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The cookie is good!
The fruitcake is bad!
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@keelin12ft.bsky.social 😯
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Baking night 👀
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I love this!
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why so unhappy, cookies?
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"THE (bb) GUN IS GOOD."
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@ultralaser.bsky.social
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lollll everytime this pops up i get tagged in, i love it, i should learn how to make these
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Scotch flavoured
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The frosting on the boots looks like it could be butterscotch.
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Attn @paulduane.bsky.social
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oh my actual god
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@coalacroata.bsky.social
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Melhor scifi
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oh I thought it was sexy Ron Swanson
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@julieklausner.bsky.social
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🥰🥰🥰
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I have tasted the cookies, and they work.
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I thought these were @showoffjonah.com.
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😂
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Still not sure if this is a dream or nightmare but at least I'm full.
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"I'm uncomfortable about where to bite it, and disturbed by the idea of dunking it in milk."
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One of my dream games is to make a Zardoz NES game that feels like a bad late 80's licensed game.

A game that gloms onto some key visuals of the movie but then hamfists it into an action-platformer.
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Do it! plz
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My wife just said “why are you looking at gay cookies?” She’s never heard of Zardoz
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I just eat the boots. Don't know why.
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I love that movie. Sean at his most beautiful too.
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This is a leeetle disturbing!😳
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Not bad, needs more codpiece.
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this is the village people
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I was scrolling too quickly. I thought this was going to be "If you see this, re-post with your model of positive masculinity."
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When did Zardoz have his arms and legs cut off? This is apalling!
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When you run into a plate of cookies like this the only good move is to bite the heads off all but one of them, that way he's the prime suspect and everyone will be staring at him and, almost immediately, someone will grab him and eat him, the obviously guily party,
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2/ and no one will ever think of it again.

And then when you meet Donald Trump you can brag about how you got away with it.
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This is peak
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Can't help but be reminded of...
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Now I want to make Zardoz Zord cookies. All they need is a fabulous feathered hat.
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I was thinking they looked more like that one guy in Frankie Goes To Hollywood.
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I actually went to the cinema to see this film on release, and Connery's new image was not what we expected
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