New Baby Jessica just dropped
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If you're wondering *exactly* where the capsule splashed down, here's the USS John Murtha's location.
www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/shipid:5523365/zoom:10
www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/shipid:5523365/zoom:10
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My "Not involved in human trafficking" press conference has people asking a lot of questions already answered by press conference.
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I hate to hand it to the New York Times, but they've had this headline in place basically all day and they still haven't sanewashed it with "Trump Exhorts Iranian Leaders With Nontraditional Overtures" or some shit.
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Also, I hear they love a good laugh at The Hague, so be sure to tell them all about your presidential pardons when your flight lands.
Anyway, here's Ron Wyden with laser eyes.
Anyway, here's Ron Wyden with laser eyes.
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I imagine those opposed would give the same answer today as back then: Whatever country lines up with your ethnicity.
Yeah, I realize that’s stupid because one’s ethnic background can be complicated. They didn’t care then and they don’t care now, so they can offer a simpler version: “Not here.”
Yeah, I realize that’s stupid because one’s ethnic background can be complicated. They didn’t care then and they don’t care now, so they can offer a simpler version: “Not here.”
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At some point, I decided the name for the hypothetical most unappetizing item on a restaurant menu would be “protein power bowl.”
I couldn’t describe the hypothetical food itself, except that it would contain no meat. So where is the protein coming from? Probably something gross.
I couldn’t describe the hypothetical food itself, except that it would contain no meat. So where is the protein coming from? Probably something gross.
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Frankly I don’t really see much of a point in bringing Christianity to the moon if there’s no local population to brutalize and enslave.
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Reposted by Rep. Cool Rick
RIP pam bondi you would have loved having a soul you heartless fucking ghoul
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If this gets made into a movie, @prufrock451.bsky.social would be completely justified if he also tried to lay siege to a Bass Pro Shop.
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Term limits is a concept that is very appealing to dumb people who love easy answers and don’t like to think very hard.
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If you outlaw the Democratic Party, then only outlaws will be Democrats, and frankly the Democratic Party has way too many hall monitors for that to ever work.
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I really wish he gave it another shot in '04.
Kerry didn't truly excite people, and the swiftboating didn't help, but there were at least 46 electoral votes that could have easily swung the other way, and Kerry only came up 20 short. Ohio alone would have flipped it.
Kerry didn't truly excite people, and the swiftboating didn't help, but there were at least 46 electoral votes that could have easily swung the other way, and Kerry only came up 20 short. Ohio alone would have flipped it.
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I had a rare meeting-free day, so I figured I'd capitalize on having time to get work done and take a second Vyvanse at like noon. Turns out two is way more than twice as effective as one. Now I'm considering taking an edible so I can actually fall asleep. This is all very healthy and normal, right?
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I hope he destroys Dan Goldberg, but it's a shame he's not going to primary Schumer.
I think the reason he didn't do it is that while he *could* beat Schumer, it would be a serious uphill battle to get endorsements from elected Democrats in a primary against the Senate minority leader.
I think the reason he didn't do it is that while he *could* beat Schumer, it would be a serious uphill battle to get endorsements from elected Democrats in a primary against the Senate minority leader.
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The fact that the hashtag resistance types vote for democrats and not republicans comes down to whichever campaign knocked on their door first in 2016. They have zero self awareness, and negative awareness of other people.
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When they brought him back on Clone Wars like 15 years ago, I was pretty skeptical, but they managed to take a guy whose main thing was looking evil and then dying, and turn him into a real, fully developed character.
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