Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social

2x Emmy nominated Producer/Director of unscripted stuff you watch on cable, Netflix & Disney+. Father, husband, pet owner, artist & puppet enthusiast... not always in that order.

Location:
Donald Trump is on the Epstein List-fornia

I thought creating an Only Fans account starring close-up shots of Donald Trump's neck vagina would be a fun-tastic way to make a little performance art in the sex work game, but alas, it was flagged and rejected.
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OK, everyone, this isn’t a drill. Look alive. Get your gorilla masks on now!!!!!!
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Happy “eventually find out what the hell Melania was trying to get ahead of with her weird ass damage control speech day” to those who celebrate!

🎉
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The president of the United States just posted a surveillance video of a woman being bludgeoned to death with a hammer.

He ostensibly did this because the woman’s murderer is apparently an immigrant.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social
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Kerry: I was part of the any number of conversations with Netanyahu.

Psaki: Pitching the US strike Iran?

Kerry: Yes, he wanted us to strike. He came to President Obama. He made a presentation to ask to strike. President Obama refused. President Biden refused. President Bush refused.
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I guess the pee-pee tape is 1,000x worse than we ever could’ve imagined.
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Sure the problem with Ai is that it steals from decades of creativity and will replace all of our jobs, but on the other hand, it will use up all of our electricity and water.
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Chinese carmaker BYD unveils a recharge as fast as filling up with petrol. And no need to wear gloves.

Certainly not coming to a forecourt near you in America because the fossil fuel giants and their puppets in government like making lots and lots of cool money from easily-conned petrolheads.
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“Bang Bus,” but for political debates/discussions.
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Duncan Eagleson @duncaneagleson.bsky.social
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"The Landlord" (how he's credited) is Michael Ripper. Ripper appeared in more Hammer films than any other actor, usually playing innkeepers, body snatchers, and other secondary characters.

#ScarsOfDracula #FrightClub
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SaltyBitchables @saltybitchables.bsky.social
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Big titty Bryon Noem’s OnlyFans model speaks out about their relationship.

“Why is this guy always so lonely in the basement drinking vodka?”

#ProudBlue #BryonNoem #KristiNoem
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George Pearkes @peark.es
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Full statement posted to Twitter 5 mins ago.
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social
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The president is just posting his negotiating position on main. None of this is agreed to, and the fact that this is all he is asking for is a startling admission of U.S. strategic defeat.

He is HOPING Iran will let him get back to a position worse than JCPOA.
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social
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Ben Rhodes' analysis is both obvious and correct.
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There it is. This will be enough for Trump to say Iran buckled and capitulated to his thinly veiled
threat of nuclear annihilation.

He will play this out a little until just before the stock market closes today, then say thankfully they want to talk and he doesn’t have to destroy the country.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com
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NYT reporting that under this ceasefire each ship will pay $2M to pass through the Strait of Hormuz. It was $0 before Trump launched this illegal war.

100-130 ships pass the Strait daily.

Trump just gave Iran an extra $100M-$130M per day. Masterful gambit, sir. Impeach and remove this fascist—NOW.
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The "downed pilot" was a fake cover story for a failed US military operation to capture Iran’s primary stockpile of highly enriched 60% uranium, roughly 440–970 pounds.

The primary stockpile is located at Isfahan, exactly where the pilot was "lost."
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Some stars/planets identified
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social
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That’s not at all the job of the Attorney General. Not even close. The AG doesn’t work for the President. He works for the American people. His job isn’t to “execute the president’s agenda.” His job is to fairly execute justice in America. These people are fucking everything up.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social
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The Jetsons lied to us
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Which streaming service is playing the end of the world tonight, and what is the best commercial free option?
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Greg Palast @gregpalast.bsky.social
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There is nothing new under the sun. Five centuries ago, the Portuguese conquistadors imposed a toll (“cartaz”) for ships trying to get through the Strait of Hormuz. Yet Trump and Hegseth didn’t know the importance of securing the Strait, even though every ship captain knew about this chokepoint.
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In 1953 Iran had a functioning democracy. A free press. Seven political parties. Women in universities. Women granted voting rights in municipal councils in 1952. A secular prime minister named Mosaddegh who believed Iran's oil belonged to Iran. The US and Britain decided he had to go.
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com
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I hate having to do the "look, they're normal just like us" post, but sometimes you have to do that when American propaganda tries to convince everyone Iranians are "animals".
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Psycho killer
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Fitting for today…
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Ryan Goodman @rgoodlaw.bsky.social
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“Acts or threats of violence the primary purpose of which is to spread terror among the civilian population are prohibited.”

Geneva Convention Additional Protocol I
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Department of Defense Law of War Manual, § 5.2.2
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Jon Cryer @mrjoncryer.bsky.social
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And it got me on the cover of Jet Magazine
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social
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In all fairness, to today's GOP, this IS a group of dangerous, radical leftist, Marxist, communist devils hell-bent on destroying America.
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“He said ‘praise Allah,’ he doesn’t drink alcohol and he’s had three wives. Maybe Trump is Muslim.?”

— Paraphrasing @deanobeidallah.bsky.social
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