March 27, 2026 - 22:49 UTC

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Lbr she's totally dealt with SO much worse than a loopy teenager using slang. Pretty sure anyone who doesn't freak out or do anything gross in response to the drugs is a cakewalk
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This is genuinly awesome. XD
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Nurse, push 20ccs of aura, stat.
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Oh that's super cool! W for the nurse!
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Thatโ€™s like me yelling about needing my Tea when I came out of anesthesia. Had no clue but apparently whatever I said had pretty much every nurse in stitches.
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Forfeit God, Family, Honor, Love, and Freedom.... You need The Tea first, and foremost.

Please, I NEED THE T E A !!! What'd I miss while I was out FRFR???
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I don't remember ANY of it but I've been told that one time when I was being wheeled to the operating room I was hitting on the nurses lol I've also been told by several nurses at different hospitals that that's VERY normal and *FAR* from the worst they get.
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Lol that's a lot better than what I did

It wasn't even for surgery; they put me under partial sedation for a gastroscopy, and I apparently started taking swings at the staff and tried to pull the thing out of my throat

They had to put me fully under to actually do anything
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The way they tell it (and I have no cause to doubt them) some people say/do some truly heinous shit and the nurses just have to tank it.

One guy told me, as kindly as you please, that future nurses would consider it a courtesy if I told them beforehand that I *flail* (and I am very not-small).
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Chat I am going to surgerymax until I mog that tumor
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W nurse
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The picture says she's a Doctor
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"On gad I gotchu fam"
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"nah you got the L"
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Best nurse :)
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My last surgery I was apparently cussing volubly in German. I haven't ha a German class or conversation since 2nd grade. I was about 7?
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Unironically love this.
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That's called good bedside manner, and it is a *boon* when med staff have that skill.

Phlebotomists (the docs who specifically do IVs and blood draws) usually have it, in my experience.
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phlebotomists either have it or they don't, there's no in-between (in my experience)
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A good phlebotomist is truly god tier. One accidentally helped teenage me get over my fear of needles. We were having such an interesting conversation that I literally didn't notice she took 5 phials. I was actually upset it was over cause I wanted to keep yapping with her lmao
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Few months ago I was groggy after spine surgery, and as the nurse was telling my parents what to look for at the incision site, I said "oh, so like a spay site, got it". Nurse looked at me, remembered I work for a vet, and said "you know what, you aren't wrong"
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Oh that's what you did

I belted out Laufey and Chapel Roan at the top of my lungs after surgery
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She will keep you raw and uncooked.
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Can confirm docs are like this. My drink was spiked and my friend brought me to a clinic and the doc just sat there dead seriously listening to me being an complete idiot but it was very reassuring
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Love this.
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Every time I get surgery my last words are always

"Let's cut this fat bastard open"
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Unreal levels of awesomeness.
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Better person than me, I'd tell them they were chopped.
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That goes incredibly hard. That's the type of bed manners I love. What a good professional.
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I suspect many medical professionals have just kinda developed the skill of "I didn't understand the exact words, but I understood the intent," haha ๐Ÿ˜‚ Especially if they've dealt with a lot of people on anesthesia!
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The best medical professionals have a secret improv skill and +10 to rizzma
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What

What is rizzma
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TRAUMA CENTER, MY FORGOTTEN BELOVED!
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