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Pwnallthethings
@pwnallthethings.bsky.social
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Turns out it didn't have legs
March 18, 2026 - 18:05 UTC
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Andrew Rothstein
@asrothstein.bsky.social
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Cries in $5 billion.
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Shell
@risu.bsky.social
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š I coughed laughed so hard the dogs next door are barking
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Jane M from Central Mass.
@janiac246.bsky.social
23d
I didn't know it was still a thing. Good riddance.
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Toby Applegate
@tapplegate.bsky.social
22d
Damn. I had just started renting out my kill room on there. It even had a drain in the floor.
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Chuy
@txo.bsky.social
23d
ššš
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Karen M. Poremski
@kmporemski.bsky.social
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Just Lilo
@justlilo.bsky.social
23d
:::: rim shot ::::
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Ned Pyle
@nedpyle.com
23d
Gotdamn!
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Scrappy
@scrappyaf.bsky.social
23d
š„
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@brx0
@brx0.bsky.social
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Emergency Motown System
@motown.bsky.social
23d
hahahahahahahaha suckers
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FilmWonk
@filmwonk.net
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Neha Gupta picked a hell of a day to quit drinking
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Swarm of cheese
@stoney.monster
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Too soon
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National Security Counselors šµ
@nationalsecuritylaw.org
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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š (Not That) Bryan Garner
@bryangarner.bsky.social
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I disagree...
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Pwnallthethings
@pwnallthethings.bsky.social
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Daniel Drezner
@dandrezner.bsky.social
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Protik Islam-Jakobsson
@protik.bsky.social
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JulieFrumKin.bsky.social
@juliefrumkinbskyso.bsky.social
22d
Why wait?
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Nied
@nied.bsky.social
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Municipal Fox
@amunicipalfox.bsky.social
23d
youtube.com/watch?v=8eXj97stbG8
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Chuck Taggart, Private Eye
@sazeracla.bsky.social
23d
š„š„š
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Barry Dorrans
@blowdart.me
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Booo. BOOOOOOOOOO.
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Bruce Cullen šØš¦š«”
@bacullenyyc.bsky.social
23d
Sim City 2013 lives on.
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Mike Bloom
@michaelbloom.bsky.social
23d
Just over 70 billion down the drain. But sure, Zuckerberg knows what's he's doing
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Chris Brockett
@chrisbrockett.bsky.social
23d
...like Japanese ghosts!
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Joel Bernstein
@castirony.bsky.social
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Glad Iām not the only one
bsky.app/profile/castirony.bsky.social/post/3mhdycxxlhs24
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Tim Trautmann
@timtrautmann.com
23d
We have all been running this joke. LMAO
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John DeRosa
@theverdict.bsky.social
23d
Sounds like waste, fraud, and mismanagement
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Bernard Hughes
@bernardhughes.bsky.social
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š
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John Kenley
@jkenley.bsky.social
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Dr. Stephanie
@punkrockscience.bsky.social
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I just snorted coffee laughing and Iām not even mad.
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Pwnallthethings
@pwnallthethings.bsky.social
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Who could have seen this coming (everyone, the answer is everyone)
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Jesse Herro
@abraxis.bsky.social
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The main problem with it is that it sucks.
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Jeff
@jammaj.bsky.social
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Even meatspace Zuck triggers Uncanny Valley.
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Jim Teeth
@drjamesjteeth.bsky.social
23d
Everyone except Zuckerberg.
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RalfWise
@untravel.bsky.social
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Why did they use a picture of Bobby Hill's avatar? š¤
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Andrej
@tepid.meme
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I wish I could piss $77bn up the wall and feel no consequences whatsoever
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Tom Lumberjack
@knilb.bsky.social
23d
From day 1
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Gummy Venus De Milo
@gummyvenusdemilo.bsky.social
23d
At least one person didn't.
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Rich, Race Communist
@hopstache.bsky.social
23d
Who wouldn't want a product that does nothing useful and looks like shit?
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bogwash
@bogwash.bsky.social
23d
I'm going to start a company called Linden Labs and we're going to do it right this time
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A Whole Skeptic
@awholeskeptic.bsky.social
23d
Call me crazy, but I'm starting to suspect that Mark Zukerburg isn't a genius.
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Kevin Winker
@kevinwinker.bsky.social
23d
My favorite thing to come out of it was the Iceland tourism commercial:
www.adweek.com/brand-marketing/inside-icelands-hit-parody-of-mark-zuckerbergs-metaverse-film/
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Natanael, Tech janitor
@natanael.bsky.social
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Editor's Note
@jb3po.bsky.social
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Unintentionally retro N64 graphics in a PS5 era was never gonna make it.
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@samuelwa.de
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Shhhhhhh
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Murray Marie
@mep.bsky.social
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News that affects me not.
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Lazlo Toth
@popeye2.bsky.social
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Immigrants BELONG here/Wear a Mask
@notacquiescing.bsky.social
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Nicely done, Pawn All the Things!
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@hotmessinaz.bsky.social
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We can do better. Shut it all down.
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Stef "inclusion is a human right" Christensen
@wikisteff.bsky.social
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Absolute genius, Pwn!
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Flying Mezerkis
@bananapantz.bsky.social
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I did not see those coming.
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@yorkdukeyork.bsky.social
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This is a good joke.
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chromacat.xyz
@chromacatxyz.bsky.social
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Walter Wrona
@walterwrona.bsky.social
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Ba dum bump!
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Palesfenian š®šŖā¤ļøšŗš¦šµšøšŖšŗ
@iamamnot.bsky.social
23d
So what happens to all those meta VR headsets they sold , I wonder will their app store stop working?
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Natanael, Tech janitor
@natanael.bsky.social
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I believe they'll keep the headsets working but with other software that isn't this VR world. All 3 people who bought it for that will be sad
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Alexis Madrigal
@alexis-madrigal.bsky.social
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*rimshot*
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Apache Trout
@apachetrout.bsky.social
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oh noes! i never got to stand blind and off balance in my kitchen while pretending I'm base jumping off Mt. Everest with my virtual girlfriend.
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@puppa.bsky.social
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Someone in development confused "pedi" with "pedo".
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myeviltwinsistervanessa
@vlafs.bsky.social
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If I were an investor, I would be pretty ticked off. Doubling own is not fiscally responsible. Where was the Board?
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