Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social

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All you fitting in this box is like seriously freaked up!

I’m crushing the part of your head that is being mean to yourself. I’m crushing the part of you that gives you no grace. I’m crushing your self deprecating head.”
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15th century woke
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Jake Oliver @jolivernyc.bsky.social
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Taking the emotional element out of it, this is objectively worse than losing the derby. Three weeks off to examine what was going wrong. Players were well rested. Up against a team who played Thurs and rested their 3 best players. And nothing changed. #NUFC
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Wrenches for wenches
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Pandy Fackler @thatbrenna.bsky.social
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Today's find is a bottle of Chief Wahoo's Electric Tonic. "Patent Medicines" like these were very popular. Probably bc they contained cocaine, opium, or alcohol.
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Well best if the football season is done now anyways, I guess.
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social
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was once New Amsterdam.
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burt ☭ 🔺 @refreshingtime.bsky.social
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Circling back to this and clearly was not terrified enough as the whole thing has come unglued since the performance at Stamford Bridge
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Questions are certainly getting louder in Newcastle
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Brilliant managing getting Joelinton off right after getting a yellow means a suspension
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social
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Women would rather use your cum as salad dressing than go to therapy
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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social
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Et tu, mutual? Disabling quote reposts to deny me the easy dopamine hit of the image quoting your post.
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social
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You’ve disabled replies but there’s a typo in the post. What’s a person to do.
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Message to Newcastle today and for the rest of the season
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social
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Being an account that people enjoy following sounds exhausting.
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Clocking in to provide weird and off putting commentary on the random synapses still firing
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Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social
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#NUFC
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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social
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if you told me that if i see one more person with "Woke" in their bio i'm gonna go to bed, maybe i'll die from heat stroke in my sleep, things would be great
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social
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Bethany Mandel teams up with lazy, Islamophobic coomer and disgraced mail carrier, Ben Shapiro, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.
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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social
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“Joey, did you ever play SimAnt?”
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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social
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Now let us celebrate the end of the week with the adding of alcohol to weed
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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social
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Staying up later on the weekends when you wake up at the same time no matter when you go to bed
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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social
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Can’t you go more than fifteen minutes without denigrating yourself for attention from strangers online
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Sorry for liking that months old photo. In my defense I am very high and you are very hot.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social
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Low-Job
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Bush and Johnson Masonry and Gender Construction Company
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I came. You saw. I apologized.
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Watched a YouTube video about cardboard manufacturing is both entering final stage of dad-hood and also leaves me like this
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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social
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A second pot of coffee is being made
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