Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social

looking forward to it
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General: Mr. President sir we have embedded 1/3 of the codes in the chests of Wayne Gretzky, Tiger Woods and Andrew Lloyd Webber. You must cut them out to launch

Donald Trump: Allah is the One True God. The Light of Islam, well, I'm seeing it. And we're pulling out troops like never before,
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Full 45 seconds of silence from astronauts on their way to the moon after hearing “my good friend the great Wayne Gretzky” was like a @davidjroth.bsky.social piece coming to life
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Artemis 2 guy just said “I don’t know what I’m seeing” on the stream that’s probably good
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NASA puts this word “VISUALIZATION” in the corner of computer generated images and does real lunar missions.
Don’t think too much about why a total dipshit gets billions of dollars to explicitly subvert this
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What’s up big dog yeah I’m still slurping pouch moon’s close tho
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I'm the guy who decided to rebrand HBO to MAX and then livestream a groundbreaking spaceflight. No I did not realize how many people named Max have commented on the moon and space in the past, why do you ask? Who is SEO?
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ahhh fuck they're gonna stop teaching maps and sizes and some asshole's gonna think these things can blow up whole countries someday
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Statistically the plan for a man of this age is getting really bad diarrhea and going to bed
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Pretty clear in Trump 2 that the unfuckable dorks running his social media do not have a grasp on how he talks, and just think of him as Based Grandpa Who Says Bad Words
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Is Mister Beaat on here? If so: ball pit but the balls are deviled eggs. Everyone different type of disabled
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Slurping pouch with your closest homies in here >>>
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Slurping pouch with your closest homies in here >>>
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Trying to do the 28 years later alpha bowling ball head spine rip to a guy in Culver’s parking lot just picking his nose really hard getting arrested right away
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Hot Ones guy 0.6 seconds after astronaut bites the hottest wing:
“So the poop and piss is just up there with you for the whole time correct?”
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Still mostly the pouch slurps. Guy doing space push-ups.
Appears to be not fun up there
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Enjoying the NASA moon live stream. Mostly just guys slurping on pouches so far but it’s space. Something good comin for sure
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Is Joe Biden alive
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Look folks, the president can read,
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Surely he'd be there by now if this wasn't the case
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It's funny that Elon Musk is clearly not healthy or smart enough to go to space
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Pam Bondi did a great job as Attorney General of the United States. A real workhorse. Unfortunately she was also Attorney General of Florida while her boss and his friend molested children 15 years ago, which has become quite weird
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Air Force having a great time since this speech of course
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If It Happens while those astronauts are close to the moon we might be getting somewhere with the whole theology thing
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I heard JD Vance will show hog in the forthcoming adaptation of the 10 years since his last memoir. And for those asking: yes, small and uncut
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Real catch-22 that in order for Zohran to be allowed to run for president, Elon Musk would also be allowed to run for president
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It makes me sad how much these guys still respect Kid Rock. So much has happened since his couple of songs. There’s like 30 years of beautiful stuff out there since he did those songs
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Holy shit. JDV finally dropping new heat. God put me in a coma until June 16 PLEASE 🙏
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What a silly time to go to the moon
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While peasants dream,
Sweaty men in suits
conduct business;
“Conjure rap career
for Melania Trump”
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