Music loving NUFC fan here for the craic and laughs.

Double entendres are my specialty…. Be warned.

I only become very sweary if I know you. Don’t expect it immediately or you could be disappointed.

Have been known as the cow whisperer.


Well done Rory. Edge of our seats stuff.
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Come on Rory, hang on in there …

Your luck must change soon.
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Grand National presentation is like a gypsy wedding
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#clothesinsongsorfilms

Annie’s thong 🎶
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#clothesinsongsorfilms

I just called to say I glove you 🎶
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Morning

Feeling a bit Eeyore
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Morning

Yesterday my first game of golf in over 2 years, could hardly bend to put ball on tee at the end.

Today, aching like buggery, loaded with cold and going to chuck the golf bats in the bin.
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If you are over 35 -

What would you say are the most important events of the 1900s you remember / impacted you

Falklands war
Diana’s death
Dunblane / Monkseaton shootings
MTV
Valley Parade
Hillsborough
Lockerbie
Iran Embassy
Dial up
Italia 90
The Tube C4
Herald of Free Enterprise sinking
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Morning

What a lovely day. These have the right idea
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Fuck it …. It’s Easter

Mini eggs and Still Game!

2 of the best.
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🙌 I won a raffle prize at the last awards ceremony I attended

A McLaren World Championship bundle 🤷‍♂️
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Remembering the sand sandwiches in gods country
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Pak Choi is the best vegetable ever grown
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Ffs my ex tried it once. It was like having a pigeon on a lead. Silly moo.

Is taking your cat for a walk good for them or just good for TikTok? www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn8j3y2mr91o
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@dawnbritten.bsky.social

Are you kidding me …. Just switched the wireless thingy on
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Morning and happy Easter.

As my yearly Easter Sunday tradition I will be watching a religious classic
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It’s wild out there …. Blowing a hoolie. Door open for a few seconds and ….
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#totp

I never knew Janice Long (the lovely Janice Long) was Keith Chegwins sister 😳
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Choon!!! #totp

Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn’t have fallen in love with 🎶
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I wish she would just fade awaaay 🎶

#totp #SLF Jakey looks a bit different nowadays 😂

Still brilliant!!!!!
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Morning. I remember when bank holidays were all about Whitley Bay and partying all weekend. How times change
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Ffs good start to the morning,

Dredging my coffee for Biscoff
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Scruntchings? Batter? Bits? What were they called???
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Come on the Toon back 3! ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️
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Morning, interesting meeting. Guy wants a face to face meeting in Scotland as he loves a square sausage with his breakfast
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Love this stuff 😂
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Troughing on a Monday night 😋
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