Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

March 05, 2026 - 19:56 UTC

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plumbing business.
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He deliberately changed his name to MarkWayne 🙄🤡🤷🏻‍♀️
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Well if he did and his new name does not march his birth certificate, guess who is gonna be jumping thru hoops to vote if that stupid bill passes?
Who TF would change their name to Markwayne anyway? LOLOL 😈
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My voice to text keeps calling him MarQueen and it amuses me
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Plumbing business, not car dealership, but yeah.
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Wait! Watergate and plumbers. Am I remembering that correctly? I was in junior high when that happened.
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Marquane
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I immediately thought pf Markwayne de Sade and vomited all over my phone goddammit
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The Marquis de Saab, if you will
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Mercury Marquis de Saab
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Does it come with an official boat? Can't wait to see the truck with hood flag
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"at the same time your father gives you his car dealership"

* Plumbing bidness.
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"Marquis" is Oklahoma for:

"Mark, you're drunk again. Give me your keys."
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Change out car dealership for plumbing business and it's how he has his $.
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it's an okie word that roughly translated as 'bigoted cunt' in english
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lol
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The Markwayne traditionally fingers the noses of all his subjects.
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Oh lord
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Or septic tank business, as it were. I'm sure there is comedy there, somewhere.
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So glad my grandfather’s family left that state.
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TwoName LameBrain MarkWayne
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Uncle Junior
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They have a 21-tube-man salute
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Going for sarcasm but accidentally stating facts
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That's a nom de plume. His real name is Samuel Lemens.
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"I hereby dub y'all Markwayne," the dad says as he slaps his sons shoulder with the ends of his bolo tie, "Now rise, and put on these here armadillo roadkill boots."
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Oh, FFS! I can guarantee he was tortured using the ‘name’ all through school.
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Fighting by the Markwayne de Mullinsberry rules means you're only allowed to hold one beer in the octagon.
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There used to be a furniture ad in Oklahoma for a furniture store called "Marquis Furniture" but they pronounced it "markwiss"

They used to take a chainsaw to the furniture and say something like "we're cuttin' down high prices at markwiss furniture"
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That is, in all seriousness, the correct pronunciation for the British title. That would be the same country where Lord Byron wrote a poem called (phonetically) "Don Jewan."
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Good to know!
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I always see it as Marquane because I know he would hate that.
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Imagining Keegan-Michael Key's substitute teacher pronouncing it
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I’m sorry but it’s March if we are seeing a name like Markwayne it should be a 5th year 320 lb. power forward for a 15 seed that has an 18 in vertical but great footwork
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Been trying to get Mar’Quane to catch on for days…
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You mean his drag name? Maybe Cory will still be flying on that swanky new DHS lovejet after all.
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Is this another Taylor Sheridan show
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It’s not a “dealership” per se—more of a graveyard of rusted out auto bodies up on blocks in the back forty.
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how many marks wayne are there at any given time
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Ah yes, that explains the Markwayne of Pillsbury rules.
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The poor handmaid who one day has to be Ofmarkwayne
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Only one note here: this is a perfect post.
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Because car dearship owners are akin to royalty. 🤣
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mercury markwayne
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Or in his case, a plumbing business. The Red Rooter rides again.
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“I been fixin’ to give you this here dealership, and I reckon it oughta come with the handle too.”
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A Grand Markwayne is anyone who inherits the title from a man is who both your father and your half-brother.
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Does it need to be a USED car dealership?

I think it's a shame that he does not have three first names (Billy Bob Wayne), as every good Texas criminal did back in my newspaper days.

Perhaps there's an Oklahoma variant, in which a combined name like Markwayne is sufficient.
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Markymark Wayne?
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Not just used cars, but the scummiest-ever “Buy Here Pay Here” store that profits obscenely from the misfortunes of the poor.
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Not to be confused with Landwayne, where your dad’s a realtor, or Burgwayne, when he owns a chain of diners
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threadwinner
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Car dealerships and rebound girls.
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Markwayne go get the mayonnaise.
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Of course it was an Oldsmobile dealership.
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In this case it was a plumbing company
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@ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social
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Just like Earl and Duke
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Seems that most serial killers go with 3 names...
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Markwayne de Sad
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Besides being dumber than red dirt he’s also cruel. I’m sure this will work out well. Let’s see if he even makes it until the end of the month.
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I just thought the spacebar was stuck on the keyboard as they were typing up his birth certificate.
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🤭
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You guys I AN TRYING TO PRETEND TO DO MY JOB please stop making me LOL
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their family coat of arms is a rusted out pick up sitting on cinder blocks on a front lawn
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Like the Mercury Marquis?
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Markwayne is like a Grand Marquis
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yaaas kwayne
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Your parents name you “markwayne” and you are immediately inbred, retroactively, a mother and father name their kid “markwayne” and they are legally and scientifically brother and sister,
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Markanda Waynever
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At any point was the Father his Uncle?
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The title of Markwayne can also be won or lost at one of Oklahoma’s traditional MMA tournaments
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snort
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Gossip is always fun, but this change in management is going to bring about absolutely no change in DHS policy and activity. It is just as much a distraction as any of the other things Trump has thrown now. Don't talk about his minions, talk about the damage of the DHS is doing.
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MarkWayne De Sod
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MarkWayne de S.O.B
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Happy to pass on him
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So that make Markwayne American Standard?
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He's the offspring of people unable to grasp the concept of first and middle names.
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also the concept of first and second cousins
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Or in this case, plumbing business.

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Used car dealership, these are just marquis equivalents, not some Duke of Hazard.
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It’s like being a lord of Incestistan.
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😂😂😂😂😂....started off like o then went ahh 🤣🤣🤣
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Clearly a Ford/Lincoln/Mercury dealership.
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Or his plumbing company…
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Wayne as a middle name usually indicates a meth adjacent felony record in the north tx/ok area. It's like 90%
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Most of us Oklahomans are just poor tbh
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I thought it was a Cherokee word meaning "can't decide"
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Or his plumbing business.
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*plumbing business
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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This is gold, man
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have you ever told a funny joke in your life? woof
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In his case, daddy's plumbing business...
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Them there marquis to the pickup
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Used* car dealership
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First car dealership or second tooth
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