Meteorologist. Maryland. Member of Local 208. America's most fervent Preston North End supporter.

just finished my taxes
✅ actually found all my reciepts
✅ owe some money
✅ not too much so I don't have to pay underpayment penalties
✅ scheduled payment for the absolutely last day before they're due
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Afrika Bambaata died today, a complicated legacy for sure. Thank God DJ Kool Herc is still with us.
Here's a Zulu Nation jam (De La). I love this long island sound
youtu.be/radJQyaC5kY?si=TO05qzuJ81b1jFfZ
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I know I normally post about sports or the weather or whatever, but I have to get this off my chest:

they need to kick Rachel Zoe off of RHWOBH, she is bringing absolutely nothing to the table
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Just made the best tzatziki sauce of my life, please clap
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My kid doesn't turn 18 until the end of the month, does this mean I can make the plane by myself?
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As a former line cook, boy howdy do I hate this thumbnail picture

(Yes, of course, I support higher wages for everyone in food service. That's not my point)
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makes sense, most of people getting college degrees are women.
one way to help men find work is for them to do better in school
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the key is you don't want to cut the pizza into five parts, what you want to do is construct a equilateral pentagon
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I'm finally vindicated (my kid once asked for a pizza cut into fifths and I showed him how to do it)
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like, the cherry blossoms are the appetizer but they're all scenic down by monuments etc.

I cannot emphasize more that these trees are absolutely bog-standard trees placed haphazardly in a crowded urban environment and are given no special treatment or care
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CAN'T THESE TREES BE NORMAL FOR ONE FUCKING MINUTE DAMN GIRL CALM THE FUCK DOWN
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Good Fingers today
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Amaze amaze amaze

Go birds
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Fort McHenry, a pretty nondescript star fort at the end of Locust Point, Baltimore. The rock upon which the greatest navy on the planet broke.

Star Spangled Banner lyrics, it's not about all the glorious fighting back, it's about tanking damage. "I lived, bitch"
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happy april 7th, 2026 to all who celebrate
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Me: The Artemis II mission is doing an amazing job of reminding me about what's important in this lifetime, and not to waste so much of my energy suffering over little stuff that really isn't very consequential in the end.

Also me: This fucking bullpen
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Watching the women's final four: UCONN's barely scored! wow, South Carolina's defense is amazing!

Watching the men's championship game: wow these teams suck, they've barely scored hello, human resources?!?
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Me: "hey [18-year-old] I need you to do some yardwork, chop back that bush by the alley before it starts to grow. Yes, you're allowed to use the hatchet"
Son:
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