"Here's the plan, fellas: First, we hit the animal shelters. Any dog that looks like Cricket gets it." - Kristi Noem

January 31, 2025 - 01:32 UTC

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That brainworm thing was that in a bottle and it got pas around at a maga rally? And now everybody has it in trumps team?
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Isnโ€™t impersonating an officer a felony?
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She's a reprehensible earthling.
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Kristi Noem looks like something that crawled out of comma con - like what the actual Fโ€™K is she wearing -
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Comic*
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And someone ought to tell her to stop quadrupling up on the clip-in hair extensions. This woman led her state to the worst Covid fatality rates in the world.
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It's all theatre
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"They're coming --TAKE NO PRISONERS!
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Funny
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Cricket and the Goat
She's a dastardly villain. Not in an old-timey entertaining way.
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There has to be a screw loose in this lady.
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What a total embarrassment that LE Barbie is now in charge of Homeland Security.
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Too bad Cricket was unarmed.
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Nancy Mace, Dr. Phil, and now this bimbo. What is it with conservatives and cosplaying?
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Arrest and detain every brown and black dog on sight. They have no rights and donโ€™t belong here.
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If you change dog to panther, this post describes California in the 1960s.
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And any man who looks like Pete Hegseth and is rabidly drunk is mine.
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Needs a Brazzers watermark.
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"You guys and gals are the best slavecatchers we've ever had at ICE."
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Cosplay idiot.
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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This cosplay is really lame.
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I despise all these hateful assholes!!!
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Honest to god, how can anyone take this twat seriously??
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You are fucking hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Resisters! To Arms!
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Right, @timkain.bsky.social ? You voted to confirm her. I hope you retire at the end of your term. Your long Covid seems to be affecting your discernment.
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How can anyone who she is speaking to, take her serious?
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Plastic wanna be princess
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Why hasnโ€™t any of the fellas told her she needs to pull her beautiful hair back so that no one grabs it?
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I'm surprised they haven't told her to smile because she would look better that way.
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And don't wear dangling earrings.
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Next Noem will have lunch with Dr. Phil and have some tacos, maybe not tacos, maybe some chicken white meat only.
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Bite me Kristi!!
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What a fucken clown
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And at the end of the day an immigrant will make her a new coat.
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Sad but so true!
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Fuck that ho ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฝ
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She's a joke.
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Does she have on 'Skinny Jeans'?
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Missed Congeniality
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Miss Congealed Reality*
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Full on cosplayingโ€ฆwith hair extensions!
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Itโ€™s so dumb
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Imagine Kristi Noem in

โ€œEverythingโ€™s Coming Up. Crickets!โ€

The voice: โ€œHe was cute. She did him in. Now, heโ€™s mad. A killer. And heโ€™s UNSTOPPABLE.โ€
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The Cringe
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Sheโ€™ll be with Don jr. soon. He likes those dog killer plastic faces.
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Way to announce you have no idea what your possible upcoming job is. Homeland does more than border patrol. If leader of the whole enchilada, there's no time to go on ICE raids. If she was a serious person and not a little girl playing dress up.
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You would think she would spend the first few days on her new job focusing on how to do the job the best she can. They all think the job is just press conferences and photo ops.
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And just like that, Desantis and his white boots look classy.
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I usually like pretty long beachy waves, but on this puppy murdering poser itโ€™s flat out ugly.
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Isn't she a DEI hire?
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How they love their cosplay.
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talk about a DEI hire. Who the fuck gets extensions to go on ICE raids? What an unserious bozo
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Skank
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Thanks, that really made me laughโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆsadly
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Scum
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What a pathetic fool. And those three Dems that voted for her confirmation need to be replaced. Despicable.
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Bottom left. Back of jacket reads W.T.F.
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Ridic. She looks like a Halloween costume.
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Look at this stupid, little girl. Dressed up to play an ICE agent. Isn't this precious? With her hair extensions and caked makeup. Only one problem, little girl. We ain't playin'. Was she dressed like this when she killed her dog? What a C*NT.
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Its all cosplaying stemming from a deep, deep self-loathing!
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And what's with sticking the tips of her fingers into those tiny pockets? They're so weird
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My husband saw a news report on this and said she should tie her hair back. Um she has to look "cute" first.
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She should go to Ukraine....
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Sheโ€™d probably deserve Russia
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Where are her truck nuts?
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The Beyotch aught to get bird flu!!!
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What did the goat do?
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Such a worthless slug.
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This feels like those stolen valor losers who cosplay as soldiers for clout and military discounts. She needs to take that shit off and have a seat.
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Terrible
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On the plus side none of these Tumours will have time to do their jobs, they all clearly prioritize their absurd fake appearances over anything else. Everything about them screams 5 hours in the chair.
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You know she was strutting around in that vest pretending she had a gun, while quietly singing โ€œPour some sugar on meโ€
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And, fuck Snoopy, Clifford, the big red dog, and Lassie.
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What a circus ๐ŸŽช, the clowns are back at it. ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก
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Sheโ€™s an idiot cos playing a cop.
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Pathetic
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I love that she did her hair AROUND her bullet proof vest - like she literally went to hair and makeup before her fake ass job ๐Ÿ™ƒ
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Werenโ€™t the just saying no women in the military or leadership roles?
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Those were unsafe hair extensions. And madame, do you need to wear lots of make up?
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She looks ridiculous in that outfit
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I know I shouldnโ€™t laugh, but, damnโ€ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚
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This is so embarrassing
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Hereโ€™s the plan: Less play dress-up. Iโ€™ll be the tough girl.
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Hate to body shame but Tom Wolfe (Bonfire of the Vanities) would describe Kristi Noem as a social x-ray.
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Why is she in body armor? Bunch of cosplaying addicts.
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Is that one of those joke caps with fake hair attached? Sure looks like it.
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DEI
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Before MAGA
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The answer is before you Trump supporters. Sending me private messages saying I should be exterminated, and you would "be happy to bury my ass" because I disagree with you wanting to strip people of citizenship who were born here. YOU are the problem, not us.
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Nice vest you fuckin clown!
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Iโ€™m sure those men were inspired and fired up by her commanding leadership.
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Trumps reality show...it can't be real!
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All the ICE agents are gonna burn in hell๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Unfortuneately ?

Noem's little stunt would have got triple the attention if she had made a threat against a dog.

This is where "humanity" sits in America...
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I will be in my office cheating on my husband with Corey, since I am such a good KKKristian
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I hear she may be partaking in the illicit drug 'Noassotol'. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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Sheโ€™s such a tramp. Tramp with a job that is over her head. Sheโ€™s pretending with all that gear on. She gripes my ass.
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Dawg The Dog Killer
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I just threw up into my mouth
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I thought Halloween was in October?
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Sheโ€™s such a cunt
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MAGA loves them some cos-play...amiright?
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She looks more like a fledging starlet auditioning for an action movie role rather than a real leader.
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Except she and her hair extensions are hunting humans. She is a Nazi fangirl. Iโ€™d love to punch her in the Kevlar
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There may be a long line of people, mostly women, ahead of you but YES!
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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ literally laughed out loud and hubby gave me the stink-eye.
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Isnt wearing police/LE clothing without actually being police/le illegal?
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Magats love their costumes.
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Thereโ€™s a DEI (Donald Employing Imbeciles) hire if Iโ€™ve ever seen one. No relevant experience. Only expertise is kissing Tโ€™s ass
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Omg my dogs name is cricket. I need to find her a safe place.
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚What a F-ing lame brain!!!
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She's all set for her bit in the reality show.
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Don't touch her she could break at any moment.
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Folks, it's time to stand up.
#EndMAGANow
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"And if you see any goats along the way, tell me immediately. I get extra for the smelly goats."
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Such a skank playing dress up.
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Maybe we'll lose Kristi as the kennel dogs will think she's a mobile fire hydrant.
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'I just love feeling the eyes of every man in here, watching me count down till I start ripping this vest off with my teeth...'
pauses...

'damn, I really need to piss.'
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People's lives are at stake and she sees it as a photo op. What a ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ฉ she is.
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totally,,they just talk &post trash on line so every1 will keeposting&make em famous?Let Em Be 4GOTTEN!!!!Dont Make Em Memorable!!!!!!wonder if any 1 would even hear&understand??or just keep posting rumpeloon&cristynome??
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Cosplay Kristi is cringe. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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Whatโ€™s with the Television S.W.A.T. Costume. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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These people like to cosplay whatโ€™s holding them accountable to do their fucking job without lining their pockets
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Fascist show Barbie shooting pets near you very soon.

She may be in your neighborhood next week.
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Is she the Beetlejuice jacker offer? I canโ€™t keep up with which psycho twat bot is which.๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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No, that was Hoe-Bert, I mean Boebert
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What a fucking ๐Ÿคก
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How on earth do they take her serious?
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She's a female, so, If she's MAGA, believe me, they don't! That should explain the blow up doll make over and hair extensions!
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They dont. No one does. She's the butt of every joke, they say behind her back.
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Why does it look like she has bigger ball then Donald J Trump or any of the Trump men?
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that crowd looks mighty white
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Fuck, thatโ€™s cold.๐Ÿคฃ
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More like "Close all the shelters. All dogs go straight to a gravel pit."
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how many wing-nut cops had a stiffy looking at governor puppy-killer in her flak jacket
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My 10 mo. pup would attack Kristi Noem's mouth and not stop.

Not because of what she has done to another dog.

She loves to chew on collagen sticks!!!!
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ sad but true
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From Charlieโ€™s Angels to Trumps Tramps. The real housewives of ICE.
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Oh God
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Fuck, Iโ€™m living in a Novella.
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Itโ€™s a novel and itโ€™s Handmaidโ€™s Tale Meets 1984. And we are all living it.
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She's a world wide joke
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Her cosplay is hilarious ๐Ÿ™„
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Kristi, Karen devolved.
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She's got man hands.

What restroom is she using?
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Bwaaaahaaaaa
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I bet sheโ€™s directing them to shoot the migrants animals if they bark.
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The fact that she shot her own puppy was the deciding factor in ๐Ÿคก decision to nominate her. Cruelty is the point.
We are all Cricket.
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Nice that they gave her a half vest.
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They have to take orders from a person so insecure she had to fill her face with implants.
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She's playing "police?" I think she should look in the mirror. Her plastics guy left gouges where he removed fat.
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Mood.
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Isn't this impersonating an officer of the law?
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"Daddy" said it was o.k.
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Someone should arrest her for impersonating a police officer.. ice is not Law enforcement and her having the word police on that vest is illegal and impersonation
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I know they are laughing their asses off & upping their life insurance policies. Sheโ€™s a serious DEI joke.
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Shit-head canโ€™t even train a bird dog, but is fumbling her way through running a department that consists of over 250,000 employees and $100 billion dollar budget.
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In her previous job...
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I wonder if she and Corey Lewandowaki are still have carnal relations with each other...
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After she shot her 3rd pet, Corey started getting a little nervous....
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Letโ€™s make sure my hair weaves stay safe team.
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Is that a bulletproof vest? She worried the dogs are gonna rise up and seek revenge on one of their own?โ€ฆ

โ€ฆman can you imagine if dogs could do that.
Rise up and seek revenge on everyone who was an asshole to dogs. That would be fโ€™in AWESOME!
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She deeply believe she is in a sitcom and the star of the show.

Pathetic girl
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I know youโ€™re asking whatโ€™s in these jeans

Well thereโ€™s this songโ€ฆ.
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so an infamous "Karen" drunk on hateful power....did she also tear the legs of spiders off as a kid?
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If you ever wondered what a fool looked like this is it.
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May a thousand dogs seek vengeance upon her.
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That whole incident is very disturbing......
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This has to be what...her eleventh (11th) or twelfth (12th) starring role in a Lewd-Andowski produced video ?
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I'm fairly certain you can't go around pretending to be in law enforcement. People get arrested by real law enforcement for that.
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Except that was in the old days in 2024 when we actually had law-enforcement. The rule of law died on inauguration.
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That woman is pure evil. If she can shoot her puppy in the face, what makes you think she won't shoot a person in their face. She's crazy. Sick and demented.
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I wonder if Republicans have appointments on their calendars for daily performative bullshit?
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You know they do.
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Does she need a new harness she can have this one I bought for my dog, but it's too big.. It looks like it will fit her she just needs to add her pretty little cos play badges
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FFS this is not NCIS!
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Could she look more comical?
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Then off to the petting zoo to find a goat she can sacrifice.
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What a fucking photo whore!
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ICE Barbie ๐Ÿคฌ
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She loves dressing up in costumes with her makeup and hair done! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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She looks stupid.
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