nice try Sam but you can’t get me

April 01, 2026 - 17:02 UTC

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It takes some real social aptitude but there's a lot of power in being able to say "what the fuck are you talking about" without letting those specific words out of your mouth
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He’s such an ass.
How do we have a system of government that gives him so much lifetime power?
It’s insane.
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I'm going to create a sovereign nation in some unclaimed bit of land, declare myself king, and issue my one decree: Samuel Alito is bound to provide 1 year of military service.
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Hmm Idk Alito sounds mama mia to me.
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This explains all your pro Iranian military propaganda on the podcast
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It’s a dumb objection regardless. The person will either enlist in service to Iran, in which case they can be charged as appropriate - or they won’t, in which case there’s no problem. Same as any other US citizen.

Whether Iran claims they’re “owed” service is irrelevant.
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Fuck Alito he’s a goddamn Nazi freak
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Is he implying that US citizens that join the IDF shouldn’t be American Citizens? Let him cook for a second
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George Carlin had this bit about "Mystery Time" in his Catholic School, when the parish priest would visit and they would all ask him very specific questions, like "Father, what if you're on a ship in the Pacific Ocean, and you haven't fulfilled your Easter duty [a requirement to take the Eucharist
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at least once between Good Friday and Easter]; but then Father, you cross the International Date Line, and ... "
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No cameras in there but I'll bet he winked as he said "hypothetical" and caressed a small photo of you in his jacket pocket
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Peter, as a daughter of an Italian immigrant, I CHEERED when she made the Italian point.
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Unironically describing Dr. Oz.
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I don't think any army would take you (complimentary)
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Didn't Trump ban Iranian entry?
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i’m already in
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Many countries have mandatory military service. Part of me would’ve loved to see her bring up South Korea or Switzerland.
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That child has a 50% chance of not owing military service to Iran. So why make a law that impacts women and men when women don't have to do it?

and the oned who do can also pay money instead although I don't know the amount or what it would be in dollar.
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I think you can say the same thing about anyone from Israel or even Finland.
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Any country really. France technically had me put a waiver in
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Also, greece and turkey
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