Armchair phrenologist. Self-certified body language expert. MENSA member. Former Never-Ending Pasta Pass Owner. Intellectual. Gifted kid —> Gifted adult. RIP Seattle Sea Dragons. Vai Corinthians. Bluesky’s premier Seven Mary Three poster.

Normally don’t do this, but the Twin Cities are occupied and there are a lot of folks I know who are helping people with very acute needs. I know a lot of good folks out there have offered to help or want to know how they can help, so I may occasionally boost fundraisers for folk or causes I trust.
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Ugh, this is like the Lakers all over again!
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This is what a reliever’s entrance would look like in a Christopher Nolan movie where everything was backward and the scene before showed him giving up 8 runs.
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No, I had hoped the Mariners would have won a World Series by now.
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Iran wins on away goals.
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Winnipeg learning that they are not the “Jets of the NHL”
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It would have been shorter if the judge hadn’t made him serve his sentences back-to-back-to-back.
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Jesus Christ.
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Congrats to the Avalanche on winning the men’s hockey national championship.
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Motivated by the great @normcharlatan.bsky.social, my friends and I bought the best shirt in the history of shirts. @jfink.bsky.social
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Drinking these with the diarrhea-causing Olean Doritos and really flushing out my system.
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What if your cola also had the strong cleansing taste of Pine-Sol?
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The two happiest days of owning a boat are the first time you file taxes without having to pay taxes on interest and when the bank repossesses your boat because of non-payment on the loan.
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Go see this film if you can. Three screenings this weekend! I really enjoyed myself and I think it’s pretty prescient. Plus, you can help out your neighbors!
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Had to go to a different from my usual Costco location today and felt like I was cheating on a partner. But I did run into two people I knew, so I guess it’s a wash.
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Taking my youngest kid to a thing that I have tremendous PTSD about, but I’m being brave about it (melting down in my car).
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Every time I see this photo I giggle at the thought that astronaut pulled the ultimate dad move and told the rest of his family that it was just a normal family portrait session and to wear regular clothes only to show up himself in a damn space suit.
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In a new short documentary, Zeteo returned to the Twin Cities to see how Operation Metro Surge is still affecting Minnesotans.

Watch the full film: zeteo.com/p/donald-trump-ice-occupation-minnesota
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They should run the Boo Radley offense.
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Guy who has only seen Species II, watching the Artemis II splashdown: Getting a lot of 'Species II’ vibes from this...
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multiple people unsolicited describing Charlie Brown as having hoes. I submit that @wesburdine.bsky.social, who was also there, is the real ambassador of Saint Paul.
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No loaves refused.
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Load of bread.
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They don’t want the full load of bread, they just want the crumbs.
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Friday Hamm’s with out-of-town dignitary, @dinfontay.com.
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One of the Artemis astronauts stood up immediately after splashdown and started collecting his carryon bags even though he was seated in the back row of the capsule.
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Thinking about entering my Bon Vivant era.
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A Paixão de Cristo (2004).
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