He’s built like a cartoon.

He really does look like absolute trash and also big shoutout to the photographers and photo editors on this.

this is not a man who feels well, i think safe to say

compression socks gotta compress harder

for every one who's a valedictorian, there's another hundred out there, they weigh 330 pounds and they have ankles the size of cantaloupes because they're hauling enough fluid to drown a human heart