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Hey! So! Randomly at 7am, I've decided to launch a Patreon! Just as an alternate way to support the streams if you can't/don't want to do so via Twitch or Paypal. Or if you just wanna kick me something extra for some reason I dunno! It's also another way to get Discord access! www.patreon.com/sebmal
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its fuckin chill that like 200 ppl watched me play rustys real deal baseball more people gotta know about rusty slugger
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i know i have a propensity to hate anything a website changes (because it's almost always for the worse) but god the new youtube embeded player is just the absolute worst shit
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Oh, so that's why it can't find the right timing for a line, or generate clips at the right time code, and why the clip generator looks at seconds but the lines are marked in minutes.
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the funny cartoon databases you're all slinging around are all claudecode shit by the way, i do not need to see any of that fucking horseshit also the subtitles are ugly as fuck
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thank you all for tuning in and making "i get to play video games and talk about video games and tell jokes and make people laugh" a real profession somehow
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it has its downsides for sure but i recently came to realize that my current line of work is basically exactly what i wanted out of a job when i was 4 years old, way more so than any field i actually tried to get into over the course of my life, which is pretty sick
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this is the awesome baseball dog. and yuppppppppppppp he's divorced
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Thanks for tuning in! Rusty's Real Deal Baseball is still great and it still works as long as you get the DLC license from [LEGAL SHOP] and aren't connected to Pretendo! You should play it!
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LIVE NOW

It's Friday, and you know what that means. It's time to get a divorce. It's also time for baseball. It's also also time to barter using real world currency. It's time for RUSTY'S REAL DEAL BASEBALL. GET IN THERE twitch.tv/sebmal
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posting the screen shot that withers you instantly
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I was really with you until the last 3 words.
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Read more and download the ROM here!

(tcrf.net/Proto:Mike_Tyson%27s_Punch-Out!!)
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Hey folks! We have an anonymous release today of a very early Punch-Out prototype! There's a lot to see in it (but not hear); check out the @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social video here!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T5AIUybDFc
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Chubby Cherub (NES)
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like truly what is the point it doesn't feel satisfying to win against an ai constantly spamming a move that literally can't affect your pokemon and if i wanted to not interact with another human intelligence then i'd just play regular ass pokemon and it'd be infinitely better at playing the game
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sure pokemon champions is very limited & runs like shit & doesn't accurately simulate the mechanics but i think the worst part is that if you lose too many times (too many being like twice in a row) it forces you to do a not-so-stealthy bot match against maybe the most braindead ai in a pokemon game
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the game might stink but you gotta admit big the cat kinda cool with it www.twitch.tv/sebmal/clip/StylishResilientFriesNotATK-WjVB4seq91tndPGX
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Thanks for joining! We're done with the special stages! We're a world and a half through the level-specific achievements! This shit's gonna fly by! Just you wait! I'm definitely almost done playing Sonic Heroes forever! Catch you Friday for more stream!!
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Can you believe this will be the 10th time I've streamed Sonic Heroes? I can. I really really can. LET'S GET THESE EMERALD ACHIEVEMENTS (and then some of the insane level-specific freak challenge ones) GET IN THERE twitch.tv/sebmal
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i'm not saying they need to balloon every project's budget to modern triple a game numbers but god the pokemon company needs to give the devs making their shit some actual money to work with for once lol
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like i kinda think it's sub-pokemon stadium 1 in a lot of ways, and i don't mean the pokemon stadium 1 we got, i mean the pokemon stadium 1 japan got that had an extremely stripped down roster and never made it overseas because it wasn't worth the effort
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basically file this under "the pokemon company fumbling what should be an easy slam dunk" yet again
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i can't do it OPTIMALLY because light clay is one of the billion items not in the game but i can still do it and people can still insta-forfeit once the funny blob comes out against their animal they thought they were safe to set up with 6x attack
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i think pokemon champions is kinda bad (extremely limited with pokemon/items, bad framerate, a lot of input lag on menus, battle animations are about on par with the switch games despite literally not having to focus on anything else) but i can do my stupid klefki/ditto bullshit and its still funny
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ok so this tutorial dude i'm fighting with the gallade is this girl's grandfather and are they actually trying to do something here. surely i'm just reading too much into this right. surely
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pokemon champions said trans rights?????????
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wait hang on. how did you????
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Thanks for tuning in! Played some damn good arcade games today! Two new s-ranks! Also [adjusting glasses] Minecraft? They really made a game named that? Weird. Anyway CATCH YOU TOMORROW for SONIC AND HIS TERRIBLE HEROES
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LIVE NOW

It's time to return to the arcade with Randomame RANKED! There's a good chance our 100th arcade video game will hit the ranking list today... come and see what the inarguable list of the top 100 arcade games EVER will be! GET IN THERE twitch.tv/sebmal
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