Alan Spencer @mralanspencer.bsky.social

Creator of the TV series "Sledge Hammer!" and "Bullet in the Face".

Ticket sales aren’t improving, so new marketing taps into hit horrors film with political backdrops.
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Talks with Vance to end fighting in Iran failed while the President enjoyed fighting in Miami.
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Available for preorder, disappointed Hopper’s photographer didn't make the cut.
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Melania would make an ideal new Inspector Clouseau: “I abject tu all da lies. I have not been convinced of any crimes. I have told the tooth.”
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From Russia with Prime 🍸
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Some presidents aren’t closers.
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Someone asked what I thought would happen after the Epstein Files bring down Trump.
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I've thought of Terry Southern as the gold standard for satire and this line fits perfectly into “Dr. Strangelove”.
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Where are those rescued pilots? Trump should’ve already awarded them Medals of Honor and asked for 'em back.
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How could America botch this? No one’s more experienced at war than us.
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The Artemis II crew traveled 252,756 miles from Earth. Yet all we’re talking about is the First Lady trying to distance herself from a pervert.
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“Nature abhors a vacuum” and one left by “Falcon Crest” was just filled.
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Based on his public persona, as well as his conduct in business dealings with me, the allegations against Robin Leach were truly shocking. Since this president does not hide questionable behavior, it will shock no one if the allegations against him prove to be far worse.
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That sounded like the equivalent of “I did not have sexual relations with that woman…” with a Slovenian accent.
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"Ah, Juicy Fruit." #25thAmendment
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The next book will be called “The Art of Surrender”.
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When I was a kid, Nixon was the worst and now I miss him. As an adult, Bush Jr. was the worst and now I miss him. If the Antichrist comes to power and enslaves the whole human race, I won’t miss this one.
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Adding launch codes to “On Golden Pond” certainly raises the stakes.
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"Whoever wishes to foresee the future must consult the past; for human events ever resemble those of preceding times." ~ Machiavelli
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Tarkin Always Chickens Out…
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We’ve managed to elect that rarest of human beings… someone who, whenever they open their mouth, never knows what they’re talking about.
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Thus Unspoken Zarathustra... the cold shoulder of space. 🚀
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"Cry 'Havoc!' and let slip the bunnies of war.”
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“He Loved the American Dream with a Vengeance.”
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The ultimate Taco Tuesday is coming…
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Happy Easter! 🐰🐰🐰
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Trump’s speech praising God is like hearing Ray Harryhausen recommend CGI.
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The Greatest Cameo Ever Phoned In.
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Psalm 666:9–11 — "And it was said he was gone; yet today he has risen, and sleepwalketh among us." #MakeEasterGreatAgain
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