Accidentally left my bike locked up on a quiet street downtown last night and someone put a rotten banana in the basket, but it wasn’t stolen. Zohran Mamdani’s New York.

February 19, 2026 - 17:35 UTC

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When life gives you bananas, make banana bread! 😂
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I thought you needed the potassium
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Crime City
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Passive-aggressive banana bread enjoyers are everywhere!
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This may have even been a compliment. "Cyclist? I bet you compost, too!"
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What was supposed to have happened? Genuinely curious (I'm not from the US and have never lived in NYC).
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