Husband of a cancer survivor, fan of the ACA ready to graduate to M4A, dad to grade schoolers, and Oakland Sports Fan (no teams left)

Man, these astronauts seem so cool. People are going to be really disappointed when the space ghost they encountered in the 40 minutes outside of contact takes over and transforms them into a single 4 headed monstrosity, threatening small towns and decimating full fields of crops and live stock.
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Delete Twitter off your phone they say, get a hobby they say, go to the dark side of the moon they say... fuck
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@parkermolloy.com oh my goodness I brought such a stupid group to you. I'm really sorry, you are right and a great writer
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I mean, they all have to quit... right? They have no choice now, right?
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I named my fists bartles and james because they always thank you for your continued support
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I'm not going to lie, and this may be unpopular, but once Kershaw didn't lose, I found this whole affair incredibly tedious and anger inducing.
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This game, the one we are watching in 2025 with Shohei Ohtani playing, ends in Kershaw face... PLEASE!
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Everyone please imagine this game that we are watching ends with "Kershaw playoff face" please manifest this reality with me, we need to achieve old #weirdbaseball twitter joy for just one night. I'm getting my ice cream right now
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@franifio.bsky.social you were doing a great Piers impersonation"You gotta give her a W" on @majorityreport.bsky.social
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Everyone going through their timelines to bookmark the best "I called it" post to repost and say "look at the tinestamp" when..... it makes sense to
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Mini conspiracy belief: They timed it for when Colbert went on vacation
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Danny Oceon heist montage of getting into the country undocumented and then doing a difficult job well and without state protection for 25 plus years while earning the trust and respect of his community.... devious
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@majorityreport.bsky.social this guy is stealing David Feldmans bit!
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Well we already un won the civil war, the war of 1812 seems like another jump ball, keep working backwards I suppose
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Hey, I'm a dad on bluesky engagement farming because I am. Very underrated, underseen comedic performances. I'll start... Justin Theroux voice work in Lego Ninjago Movie. Making absentee dad jokes work? "How could I ruin your life, I wasn't even there?"
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