⚽️ ⚽️ Mostly Columbus Crew fan but also generalist MLS zealot. #crew96

The photo isn’t of me it’s Jason Isaacs as General Zhukov. I’m a totally different guy

Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/81r6P

FOOTBALL IS A SOCIALIST ENDEAVOR #CREW96
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Laws are like sausages. I want to know how they are made. The world is fascinating and I would like to tour a sausage factory
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This is great soccer to watch. Both teams just running at the goal, USA taking no pressure off after the goal #usmnt
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The crew ‘rumor’ today:
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Rhode Island open cup game just advertised that the USMNT would soon be playing Senegal, “the champions of Africa” #opencup
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Being bad is one thing but being bad and boring is another. What’s going to change? #crew96
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The Columbus Crew had a bad showing this weekend but on Sunday I played pickup soccer in the sun and then got a mango popsicle from the Mexican ice cream cart next to the field. I listened to blood on the tracks with my windows down on the way home. I am 26 years old.
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I spent some time in Lorain County OH. This is the greatest album and makes me miss it.
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I am joining the war on Grateful Dead night on the side of Grateful Dead night. #crew96

These theme nights together comprise boomer cringe, Gen X cringe, and millennial cringe. It’s impressive.
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It’s such a good sign for the club that former players (Nagbe, Williams, Pipa) seem to want to stick around.
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Commentators who are Werner Herzog coded #concacaf
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it sounds pretty easy to stick a needle through the eye of a camel honestly
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Striker depth looking good! #crew96
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If you miss the #Superbowl half time show, don’t worry! In recent years the NFL has uploaded the shows to their official YouTube channel after the game. You can even catch some historical shows there!
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Forget pizza on the sidelines and beer with your teammates: today’s #nfl athletes have team nutritionists to help them fuel for the big game.
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Agreed, retirement league narrative is perpetuated by people who don’t watch very much soccer. The people who have heard of James and Zaha but not Obed Vargas or Alex Freeman.

Not to be dramatic but their opinions (on MLS) don’t matter.
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TOM BOMB.

Honestly really excited to watch him play. Even more excited it’s not for my team.
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when I get to heaven saint peter is going to show me a sizzle reel of every absolute fucking dime assist I made while playing pickup
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Adulthood is when you realize Warren Zevon really didn’t know shit about the Biafran war
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hey robert smith I care if ur mondays blue. its ok to feel sad though. if u want to talk
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I forgot Rossi, somehow in my head he was a midfielder. Our striker pool still small
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The crew has 4 listed forwards on the roster. Wessam, Chase Adams, Aliyu, and JRR. Aliyu is not really a striker and Adams is 17.

Teams might have to overpay for JRR as we’re not exactly drowning in options behind Abou Ali #crew96
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Love this guy. But he’s in an awkward spot with the crew, no way a good good enough to get called up to #CANMNT should be riding the bench. Needs to get minutes somewhere #crew96
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I am beefing with William Carlos Williams! The emotion in The Red Wheelbarrow is not accessible through the text alone and requires the additional context of his inspiration to appreciate!!!!
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Game is going well when the feed looks like this #afcon
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Me appreciating the pleasing kit matchup today
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whats the biggest dog you’ve ever seen (real or in you’re imagination )
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A quick question to my Bluesky mutuals: does anyone know where I left my keys? If you’re in my apartment for any reason you’ll know they’re mine because they have a Seattle fob. Thanks for keeping your eyes peeled!
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