matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social

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literally could have made 200 Avatars with the budget meta blew on the metaverse. 500 One Battles. Thousands of Weaponses.

they said Sora blew 15 Million a day in server costs, that's like 3 Anoras a day.

and all those movies MADE MONEY, this was just flushed!
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"what you made with sora mattered" is so funny.
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lol metaverse. sora. please god just give the hundred billion dollars to actual creative people to make cool things rather than blowing it all erecting shitty soul prisons where you try to trick people into grinding away at garbage for you for free.
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society reorients it's values around it's cultural mediums, this is what our society has become reorienting around twitter. the video game aspect is ancillary. cruelty, detachment and lack of humanity are the hallmark values of X and is what we see displayed here by our government.
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Mar-a-Lago CENTCOM: Take the shot

*Sniper with thumb hovering over “Yes” on Polymarket “Khamenei out as Supreme Leader of Iran by February 28?” bet*: yeah one sec
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Napa Boys rocks. I hope you are blessed to see it with an audience.

I dont know if anyone can quite do what Nick Corirossi does and Napa Boys is all the way. A miracle.
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lol. Panera Bread reaps what they sow.
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Kinda expected this one to come true earlier, YourFridge now available.

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/smartr/id1679428077?i=1000611535677
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may this horny, codependent woman lead us to salvation
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Gen AI is a machine that destroys intellectual property.

Literally the promise is that, as soon as a thing is made, the robot can eat it and do it forever for free. Software, art, whatever. The only hedge is that it's not that good at it yet.

Just unreal that "IP: The Company" doesn't see this.
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I’m sure that to do the OpenAI deal, Disney was inspired by all the hugely popular AI-made videos of their IP that don’t involve Mickey shooting a cop. Oh, those don’t exist? Not even one?
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free parenting advice kidpix.app
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A very overlooked aspect of the social media flatening of the internet that’s getting worse in the AI internet. It used to be much easier to spot crazy people online. All these tools seem purpose built to allow the delusional and dangerous to get credibility and followers instead of help.
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kind of amazing that the major advancement of Big Tech this decade has been from inventing a technology that makes people WANT to kill themselves to creating one that TELLS them to do it.
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Coming out of SKETCH RETIREMENT to write for this show at UCB LA tomorrow at 7pm! Come on out!! ucbcomedy.com/show/assssketch-la-live-and-livestreamed-9/
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Finally getting paid to hate this company
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if you see this right now or in the next two hours you can TUNE THE FUCK IN! I’m doing the EVERYTHING NOW SHOW ON TWITCH! www.twitch.tv/everythingnowshow
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Scooter
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i'll never forgive them for making Lars Ulrich the most correct person who ever lived
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Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. 'Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile' is in select theaters October 2.

To find a theater near you, visit: theonion.com/badpedophile
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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social
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A very big Onion announcement:

The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece.

It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.

It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd.

Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.
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Link to the larger piece open.substack.com/pub/houseofstrauss/p/why-jimmy-kimmel-was-cancelled?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email
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You can argue with Ethan's larger take in this (lord knows I am) but this is very interesting from his source. It indicates this wasn't just Nexstar sucking up to Carr but Carr sucking up to Trump to win for his bros over the Newsmax guy.

It's all just fucking royal intrigue bullshit now.
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The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social
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your machine is responsible for the things that it does! if you can’t control it you can’t just let it loose to kill people!
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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social
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I'm not just saying this because I work here: Sex House is arguably the best work of art on YouTube.
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"Whoa whoa, I just make the Sexy Official Kendall Jenner robots, program them seduce stroke victims and children and then run billion dollar marketing campaigns to promote them. It's not my responsibility if you use it!"
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This is an incredibly well done piece. I know a member of the family involved and I don't know how you can read it and not seethe with rage, particularly if you have someone vulnerable in your life that this could happen to.

Truly fuck Meta and fuck Mark Zuckerberg. www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/meta-ai-chatbot-death/
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