Smug leftie of the anarchist persuasion. One of the last progressive antitheists left on the internet. German. Bigender pansexual menace. Writer of smutty fanfic. Bird keeper. Pop science enthusiast. Weird hermit. Fandom trash forever.

Some new followers lately, so here's a brief introduction:

Hi, I'm Miriam or Markus, whichever you like best.

You may call me a man. You may call me a woman. You may not call me cis.

I post in English, but I am German.

Check out my outrageously graphic smut about the Netflix Marvel shows here:
2
0
10
This is your reminder that Sam Altman SA’d his 3 year old sister when he was 12, and continued to do so until he was 21.
2
18
179
Reposted by Miriam/Markus (she/her, he/him, ze/hir)
tsjadevalkyrie.com's profile picture
Bottoms, tops...we all hate cops 🖕🖕🖕
5
4
295
Obrán concedes! Fascists everywhere fuck off into the sun.
2
4
339
I love it when Americans try to do a German accent and they somehow end up at Russian
0
0
3
Reposted by Miriam/Markus (she/her, he/him, ze/hir)
juliet-turner.bsky.social's profile picture
Here are two especially beautiful spiders I photographed this weekend in Wytham Woods, Oxford 📸

A European Nursery Web Spider (Pisaura mirabilis)

Eurasian Green Crab Spider (Diaea dorsata)
3
0
57
Reposted by Miriam/Markus (she/her, he/him, ze/hir)
brokenbottleboy.bsky.social's profile picture
They really think no one can build a guillotine anymore.
55
43
1399
Reposted by Miriam/Markus (she/her, he/him, ze/hir)
basil-mage.bsky.social's profile picture
Endless cycle
58
61
10409
Reposted by Miriam/Markus (she/her, he/him, ze/hir)
rickywlmsbong.bsky.social's profile picture
The Straits Are Not Okay
7
0
63
Reposted by Miriam/Markus (she/her, he/him, ze/hir)
davidphx84.bsky.social's profile picture
Ezra Klein is a grifter. Abundance™ is just secular prosperity gospel.
0
0
34
Reposted by Miriam/Markus (she/her, he/him, ze/hir)
corduroycheddar.bsky.social's profile picture
In my last description of my genitals, I mentioned a "spontaneous yet tasteful swelling" that felt "as hard as a rock". However, after comparing it with an actual rock, I've come to the conclusion that this comparison is nonsense, so I wish to retract it

~ me, sexting
0
0
20
Reposted by Miriam/Markus (she/her, he/him, ze/hir)
imrankhan.bsky.social's profile picture
About 45% of pet ownership is walking by them and badly singing little songs that integrate their names. If you can’t do this, then I’m sorry, you are not ready for the responsibilities of owning a pet.
9
120
5010
Reposted by Miriam/Markus (she/her, he/him, ze/hir)
stepback.nebula.tv's profile picture
Every time I see the liberal americans in this past year and change go "the world is laughing at us all" I wanna go "oh honey ... We've been laughing for a long time now."
1
0
20
Reposted by Miriam/Markus (she/her, he/him, ze/hir)
jonpeaceman.bsky.social's profile picture
As someone who has blocked a lot of straights,
0
0
23
Reposted by Miriam/Markus (she/her, he/him, ze/hir)
badmedicaltakes.bsky.social's profile picture
17
4
290
Reposted by Miriam/Markus (she/her, he/him, ze/hir)
monicabyrne13.bsky.social's profile picture
I don’t trust folks who put their whole weight behind what is and what isn’t legal instead of what is and what isn’t right
2
0
82
Excepting the poor souls who are allergic
0
0
4
I am so glad that humans are capable of eating alliums without poisoning ourselves
1
0
5
Reposted by Miriam/Markus (she/her, he/him, ze/hir)
gwexposter.bsky.social's profile picture
"America is now evil" "America is now a terrorist country ran by a pedophile"

Its always been this you are just historically illiterate.
0
0
12
Reposted by Miriam/Markus (she/her, he/him, ze/hir)
tetzoo.bsky.social's profile picture
Samba the #capybara is STILL on the run here ... www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy01743lddyo
5
5
71
I got that level of anxiety where NOT experiencing a perpetual feeling of impending doom makes me nervous
0
0
2
I've been feeling strangely content lately.
Unsettling.
1
0
3
Reposted by Miriam/Markus (she/her, he/him, ze/hir)
roodypatooti.bsky.social's profile picture
2
1
139
Reposted by Miriam/Markus (she/her, he/him, ze/hir)
kellalena.bsky.social's profile picture
“My curse has been lifted,” I flirted.
6
0
112
Reposted by Miriam/Markus (she/her, he/him, ze/hir)
calliedot.bsky.social's profile picture
I don’t see why we need to kick Grozg the Destructor out of the coalition just because he committed one or two galactic genocides, especially not when the Doom Cult of the Hidden Moon keeps committing galactic genocides. It’s called politics, people.
1
0
6
Reposted by Miriam/Markus (she/her, he/him, ze/hir)
babadookspinoza.bsky.social's profile picture
There’s a deep cultural sickness that comes from living in the imperial core, and I’m not sure we have time to cure it with anything but fire.
0
0
54
Reposted by Miriam/Markus (she/her, he/him, ze/hir)
bcmerchant.bsky.social's profile picture
The rehabilitation of the luddites is a beautiful thing
20
1
2326
You say "My love, you take the cards that you're dealt
'Cause there's no guiding light arching a line to Bethlehem
If it's dark outside, you light the fire yourself."
0
0
1
Reposted by Miriam/Markus (she/her, he/him, ze/hir)
alleysofmpls.bsky.social's profile picture
I started following a subreddit called LinkedIn Lunatics and it’s truly living up to its name
5
2
39
Reposted by Miriam/Markus (she/her, he/him, ze/hir)
blueheronfarm.bsky.social's profile picture
My geese just had gay sex in a puddle in front of the bar.
20
7
279
Reposted by Miriam/Markus (she/her, he/him, ze/hir)
jollyrobber.bsky.social's profile picture
Growing up, we were so poor we could only afford Connect 3
3
0
77