"You, of course, realize the need to make stupid jokes and comments is just a defense mechanism."

"Yeah, but it's the BEST one!"

Which is generally what happens when someone who is used to only doing scripted work tries their hand at improv...
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Somebody doesn't want people to get any ideas when they do the whole "crucify him, crucify him" part of the play...
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Trust me, a LOT of people wake up finding themselves at a Waffle House with no idea how they got there...
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Random thought:

We need a public health/safety campaign to inform the citizenry to the pervasiveness and dangers of social media algorithms much like we did regarding not wearing a seatbelts or drunk driving.

Realizing it is one thing, understanding how it affects you personally is quite another.
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What do you mean it's illegal to rob this bank?

It's not like I have an account here.
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Our societal priorities have changed from trying to build a better future for our nation to now doing all in our power to make better television.
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Oh, and by the way, the peace negotiations are going GREAT!
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and yet no word about how the frontiersman would feel about his descendant Sonny Crockett
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Yeah, but the slogan "America Eventually" just doesn't POP on campaign signs.
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Veterans losing homes.
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I am increasingly coming to the believe that our generation's "Have you no sense of decency, sir?" moment is just going to be a FOX news reporter, after a long awkward silence, just responding to Trump with "Dude...what the fuck?"
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I propose the best way to counter Christian Nationalism is to destigmatize people's personal freaks that harm no one.
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Might as well ask Americans to stop eating pizza and watching porn...
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Someone get her an application to Mensa...
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Nothing says "I have the upper hand" like constantly whining and begging the other side to make a deal.
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A truly stable genius would have filled her downstairs bathroom with copies of the Epstein files in preparation for this eventuality.
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It's the current administration's constant refrain:

"Look, I don't know a lot about my job, and it's really wrong for you to expect otherwise."
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Repeating myself...

Why do I support the option of driving electric cars?

Because there are numerous methods of creating electricity even for an individual. The same can not be said of gasoline which has to be pumped out of the ground, transported and refined.

It's a national security issue.
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Many of the people who claim the Constitution does not guarantee separation of Church and State are the same people who claim that they reason they support this war is because they are followers of Jesus.

All I am saying is maybe we need to fund teaching reading comprehension a bit more.
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The unlimited money in politics has transformed the Congress from a collection of corrupt politicians to a gaggle of corrupt political "influencers." Its no longer the people that can craft the most popular policies that head the committees, it is the people who bring in the most campaign cash.
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The incredible irony of having the head of intelligence use ignorance as a defense.

It's right up there with a man who bankrupts almost everything he touches being considered a great business man.

Or a Speaker of the House who constantly lies identifying as a follower of Christ.
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Never forget, it is the citizenries' job to make sacrifices in order to mitigate the consequences of the political elite's asinine decisions that, in no way, work towards our best interests.

thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/5792145-michele-tafoya-senate-candidate-gas-prices-iran-war/
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Coming from someone who works for the guy who is famous for not wanting to pay for stuff.
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They want you to believe what they say...

but they don't want to put what they believe on record.

Yeah, seems totally legit.
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"Just remember men, the Raiders might have only won 2 games this year but, hey, we aren't the Jets!"
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Technically, after losing the 2020 election, Donald Trump is a "former President"...so him muttering to himself probably still counts.
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"Okay,okay...but can I pedophile my way out of a war?"
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Is that a "conspicuous bravery in the face of a pillow fight" medal I see?
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Well, if he is actually paying the rent he is being charged and he hasn't been attempting to "date" any of the children in the home, I would say he is ahead of the game against the guy the GOP currently have as President.
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"My complete lack of any sort of ethics, morals and character make me exceptional."

Another case of a sociopath believing their willingness to ignore other people's humanity is an indicator of them being "smart" rather than "broken."
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