"You, of course, realize the need to make stupid jokes and comments is just a defense mechanism."

"Yeah, but it's the BEST one!"

He's cheating on Americans with another country.
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and your generation, Mr. Rick Scott, had NOTHING to do with that...and for you to imply credit for that accomplishment is exactly the reason why we are in the place we are at.

You believe you have no responsibility to build or maintain anything yourself because you claim the glory of others.
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"The horrible takes and outright lies perpetrated on my show when I was there had nothing to do with the management of the company...that was ALL ME, baby!!!"
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Leadership is not the same thing as domination.
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It is in the top 5 of my desired "Muppet Remakes"
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The result of the "24 hours-news as entertainment" phenomenon.
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Scratch that, arguing with the TV announcers.
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Trump's war strategy is akin to spending half the game arguing with the refs while the other team repeatedly snaps the ball.
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If the American government is so involved with people's lives that it creates this much animus towards it, it is doing it wrong.
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Even if we could have an audience with the Vogon destructor fleet in an attempt to avoid the Earth's destruction, at the moment, our argument would appear rather weak.
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"And I will show you all how tough I am!!!....

in two weeks!"
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I encourage anyone upset with the current state of affairs to, when Trump is gone, not forget the spineless cowardice of those in Congress who stood by and tried to rationalize every single thing he did.

These are the people collecting a government paycheck while not doing their job. Vote them out.
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Because no one ever feels safer as when someone walks into the room with a loaded gun and yells "I'm back!"
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He doesn't give a damn that it is America's young men he will decimate to satisfy his blood lust.

He just wants to kill people.
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Looking for a buyer of my proposed Mountain Dew knock off...

Extreme-Mist
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It strikes me that people who say "I voted for Trump but I didn't vote for this" they had mistaken being insulated from something as being exempt from it.

Kind of like the repercussions of the past 40 years of trickle down as its effects climb higher and higher up the socioeconomic ladder
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Trump's style of negotiation is akin to paying the hospital bill for someone you ran over while driving drunk and then declaring yourself a great humanitarian for doing so.
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While I would like to take your order, it is really secondary to my giving the restaurant manager a hand job.
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Dear Paramount:

Considering the amount of voice recordings done by the original cast of Star Trek TOS, between movies, TV shows, computer games and who knows what else, it would seem that you have enough to produce an entire season 4 of Star Trek TOS using computer animation.

#StarTrek
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Or, perhaps, Mr. Partridge lacks the emotional stability or intellectual capacity to accept that women are human beings and every bit as capable as men.

Small, frightened men parading as leaders.

Enough!
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To all those who have told us, "You are worrying about nothing."

In the last 16 months we have gone from:

"He won't send an armed militia into American cities"
to
"He won't start a war for absolutely no reason"
to today
"He won't use nuclear weapons."

Maybe you aren't worrying enough.
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This revolution will be brought to you by the Chubb group, and the Alfred P. Sloan Foundation.

Thank you...
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Some war plans are so good, you just can't keep them to yourself!
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Nothing says "I am not worried about it" like making up fake support for your actions.
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Moses
Jesus Christ
T.E. Lawrence
Surak of Vulcan
Obi Wan Kenobi

Watching 10 Commandments last night it struck me that some of my biggest inspirations spent a good amount of time walking around in the desert.

Many having freed themselves from the shackles of wearing pants.
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In another example of spending years studying and developing expertise is considered less trustworthy than someone just being on TV.
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I find it interesting the number of stories I have seen reporting the CEO of Netflix's compensation package while the company is raising it rates, and yet very little reporting on the compensation package of executives of insurance companies while they raise their rates.

No one NEEDS Netflix.
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Reporting what "a person really means" when they have not said that thing is NOT a news story.

It is gossip and should be treated as such.
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Just a note...

But nothing I have ever read about Jesus suggests he is the type of pussy that needs other people to fight his fights for him...
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I am guessing they get their toupees from the same place...
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