They've reinvented Paul Bettany from Da Vinci Code
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What do you call a noodle that's easy to cook?

Lo Mein-tenance!
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Thanks, @apnews.com ! I needed this important news in a timely manner
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Today my Duolingo is sad either because it's 9/11 or Charlie Kirk died. Impossible to tell which
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Advertisers are returning to Twitter and it's making the left nervous
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Not seeing any love for some 21st century masterpieces so I am doing my part!
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Hamburgular showed up at the inauguration today
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Watching The Substance and all I can hear is Garth Marenghi in my head
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The ad quality in twitter is really bad now. Back in the day, this ad wouldn't have missed the opportunity to say "Cumming soon", but I guess we can't have nice things anymore. Because of woke
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No one has more fun on stage than @themountaingoats.bsky.social ! Such a great band dynamic. Just a shame we lost out on more banter due to rain. Come back to NYC soon!
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Cybertruck started parking on my street this week. Still has the dealer plates and it looks like something is already broken on the trunk. Great work, Elon!
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*Gandalf, post coitus* "Well, actually, a wizard is never late nor is he early, he comes precisely when he means to"
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Disney and Ford were smart. Their names are protected. RBG though? Not so much! Gonna start a novelty gavel manufacturer called Ginsberg and become the most over valued company on the market!
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It's weird that Tesla is called Tesla, right? It's just allowed to name a company after an unaffiliated dead person I guess.
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What if we kissed in the communal toilet cum washroom?
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Getting some good ads on the other website
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Sharing my Top 25 Video Games of All Time because Spyro 2 doesn't get enough love
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7 year anniversary of this harrowing snapchat I took
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