is there a name for the razor that gives us:

"never attribute to [Afroman in fact fucked the plaintiff's wife] what can be explained by [anti-first amendment goons are the worst litigators on earth]"

because i'm having to hold tight to that precautionary principle in this moment

March 19, 2026 - 00:58 UTC

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all i can say for sure is that the facts are not inconsistent with the officers wife having doggy style sex with afroman
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All I can say is that opposing counsel in a lawsuit against Afroman had an absolute layup opportunity to enter into evidence sworn testimony that the officer’s wife did not have freaky, doggy style sex with Afroman, an opportunity which for some reason they declined to take.
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It is now Afroman's razor
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