For sale: baby jetpack. Worn once
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That's a Hemingway derivative story!

Once over a dinner (and drinks...), he was challenged to write a short sad story in the fewest words possible right then and there. And he did:

"For sale: baby shoes. Never worn."
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I see that as a challenge to come up with reasons why the shoes were never worn: they were too small for the baby; the baby already had enough shoes and didn't need them; the shoes fell down the back of the chest of drawers only to resurface after baby had outgrown them... and so on, and so forth
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No way! That’s great.
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Omg. I just heard that about hemmingway about week ago
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Up yours, Hemingway.
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This deserves more glory. Hilarious
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Helmet unrecoverable
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baby shoes jokes is one of my favorite genres of jokes

up there with flavored water jokes
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Flavored water is a joke to you?? <.<
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any visible damage or bloodstains?
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Rocketeer Babies now streaming on Disney Plus
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