these motherfuckers said it would splashdown at 8:07 and it splashed down at 8:07. after going to the fucking moon. fucking a man. god damn

April 11, 2026 - 00:09 UTC

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Iโ€™m gonna have to up my excuse-for-being-late game! ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿš€โฐ
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Honestly, they probably just typed, โ€œEarthโ€ into Waze and went with that ETA.
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I mean, why can't we do that with airplanes and dentist visits
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So, no traffic?
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Took me a second without the comma
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I think it's really the G (or lack thereof) doing all the heavy lifting
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Right.

Fucking, a man.
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Hell ya!
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Right on the goddamn screws. Science, baby
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Commercial Airlines, take some notes.
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Precisely at the right location as well. But not the satellite phone isnโ€™t working right :D
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The exact time and the exact place. I cannot even comprehend the intelligence required to pull that off.

Fucking a indeed.
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We can't even start 7:05 baseball games at 7:05, and baseball is overwhelmingly a *single*-planetary-body event
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moon baseball would be fun as hell tho
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Witchcraft!
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Thank you Catherine Johnson!! o/โ€œ
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So doctors *can* be on time? Who knew?
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Could Houston help us out with air control for airports or is that beneath them?
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They have for decades: www.nasa.gov/aeronautics/air-traffic-solutions/ www.nasa.gov/ames/core-area-of-expertise-air-traffic-management/ www.nasa.gov/ames/aviationsystems/air-traffic-control-lab/ but it takes time for that to go from research to practice...
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Salute Katherine Johnson๐Ÿซก๐Ÿซก๐Ÿซก
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The capsule is rented. They really want to avoid late fees.
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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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I can't even arrive at my office at 9:20 having left at 9:00 for a 20 minute journey
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@amtrak.com take note
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The punctuality is blowing my mind
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You'd think someone would've remembered the pump for the lilo tho #FrontPorch
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I can't even manage my morning commute on time and I work from home
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And 8:07 has been the number for *days*. Itโ€™s not like yesterday they were like โ€œuh 8ishโ€ and it only got refined to 8:07 today. They NAILED it!
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This is the correct reaction
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These people should be in charge of running our government
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Arithmetic!
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science is cool
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