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Laid off Tech Publicist looking for the next big thing. Pretty good with words (but words won't save your life)

There's a spot in the area where I normally walk my dogs that one of them LOVES and will somersault into a writhe when we walk by it.

March 25.
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Who's gonna have a good #WetDay?

Any and everyone who lives in this apartment complex that's about to get soaked!!
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It's very cruel that I cannot find my water bottle on #WetDay
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Many hamburgers to you #WetDay
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Practice random acts of kindness!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=NNUuQa5kp4o&t=76s&pp=2AFMkAIBiggCQAE%3D
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Well, now that the world has calmed itself, I guess I can go watch Super Mario 2!!!!!

I hear Daisy is in it!!!!
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So, this all is gonna end with him backing down and then bragging about how he single handedly prevented the destruction of the world, isn't it?
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Oh. A sneaky 100+ mile week! Neat.
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I was in a news story this week about people disliking higher gas prices.

The part about me was how I save a buck in gas by biking to work.

My mom said it seemed too one sided. She wouldn't say what the other side was, but, I guess she wanted to hear from people who... like... paying more for gas?
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Is there any chance that the 8PM Tuesday tease is actually just Neal Breen revealing the results of his hacking into government and corporate systems??

#FatefulFindings
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We were talking about three words phrases during LAST week's show!

If you wanted to talk about that, you should have called two weeks ago when our show on Income Taxes was airing!
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This all COULD lead to Motormouth in the Morning...
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Ugh.

Trying to appear sane
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An insane person trying to appear same.
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So, I'm now apparently one of those guys who needs to have a gigantic cursor in order to see my mouse in the sun...
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We don't talk enough about how Everything I Do (I Do it For You) was a WEIRD choice for the song in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
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This subject line is way too excited in noting how I paid a fine for going 6 over.
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This is kind of like in Almost Famous when they sang about being on the cover of the Rolling Stone, except, ya know, in the middle of the MarketWatch!

www.marketwatch.com/story/gas-prices-are-nearing-this-psychological-wall-one-group-of-drivers-might-smash-right-through-7605bdd8
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There's a dead bunny in our backyard.

My GF had me put a camera on it so we could see who scavenges it.

Texted her two angles of camera. Didn't like either.

Then found a Goldilocks angle, she said "Sure" and the suggested reply from Messages was just 😀
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If you don't want to drink too many calories at McDonald's, here's some apparent tips!

Order the large size, apparently
Add caramel flavoring, apparently
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Crack bat roar crowd … Yankees WNYX. Team!

#OpeningDay
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@pfrazee.com what's the best way to prevent this from happening?
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My Bluesky algorithm is highlighting dying pets.

And, I realize my dog has cancer and doesn't have much time left... but that probably means I DON'T want to see content like that
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Saw 8oz of Nerds Gummy Clusters at Home Depot selling for $8.48.

Literally walked across the street and saw 32oz of the same Nerds Gummy Clusters selling for $9.99 at Costco.
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It's rough when one of the biggest celebrations of the day is when your dog can jump up on the sofa.
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My dog is... not doing well.

We had planned on taking him down to see some friends in Portland this weekend as a last blast.

But, we're not even healthy enough for that.

Found out after the cancellation date passed for our AirBnB, so, in addition to a dying dog, we're out $1,000
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The flea bites. The bee bites. The bark of the tree lights...
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I'm "The movie starts at this time, so I'm leaving my house at this time."

It's then a 1.5 mile bike ride and I roll in roughly as the movie starts!
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I got cut off by a car while I was on my bike and said car then went extremely slowly.

So slow in fact that I had multiple chances to read their window cling that said "I hope something good happens to you today."
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For some reason my phone wanted me to register my new refrigerator to it.

For another reason, it wanted me to give it a name.

So, I did and I did.
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It took me 13 tries to win a run with Ironclad in #SlayTheSpire2... most of any other class was Regent with 3 and that's because I needed the first 2 runs to figure out its deal!
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