I am the domestic terror organization that burned the entire city of Seattle to the ground. And I'll do it again. You found me, but you can't stop me.

Ask me why ACAB. Go ahead and ask. I can prove it.

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If you think a given plea for help is a scam, then go find someone you trust to donate to. It's not like there's a dearth of people in genuine need.

But publicly accusing seemingly vulnerable people of wrongdoing because you have a fucking hunch is one of the many reasons ACAB.
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fun fact:

The median income can rise even as incomes for MOST people fall. Maybe you should stop using median incomes as a way of determining how much money "people" have or don't have.
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A modest proposal:

Any LEO who searches a person's home should also have their home subject to search. If they're not doing anything wrong, they'll have nothing to hide.
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Ever have one of those days that feels like two days, but in a good way? Like you got so much good shit done today that it feels like half the shit you got done was a whole previous day, but actually you did all that shit TODAY?

I just had one of those days.
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If you steal a $1,000 laptop from work, you go to prison, even if you offer to give it back once caught.

If your employer steals MILLIONS from their employees by under-paying them week after week for years, that's a civil matter (in most states) and there is no prison time. They just pay a penalty.
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So I have this can of lemon-flavored unsweetened seltzer, and it's not very good, and so I thought I'd mix it with orange juice and now it's even worse.
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What I don't understand is why she STILL makes and drinks over-brewed Folgers at home decades later. You've got options, Mom! You deserve better coffee!
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I know why my mom is like this:

Because she was a night/weekend shift ICU nurse for two decades, and over-brewed Folgers, often without any lighteners or sweeteners, was the coffee that was available.
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Dear people (like my mom) who drink cheap commercial coffee black:

Why are you like this? Who did this to you?
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Q: Why does my cat sometimes bite me when I pet it?

A: Because you're made of delicious meats. Duh. Cat's just trying to see if it can get away with eating you right now.
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Similarly

It's not 'cyber' + 'netic'

It's 'cyberne' + 'etic'
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Fun fact:

It's not 'heli' + 'copter'

It's 'helico' + 'pter'

No, really. Look it up.
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I'm just saying if a penalty shot is awarded when two attackers are on a breakaway, both attackers should get to participate in the penalty shot.
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I love the fact that the Satanic Temple just has the one Baphomet statue, which they move around to various red states and ask to permanently erect next to their monuments to christianity, knowing they will always refuse, so there's no need to build more statues.
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The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.
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Idea:

Utopian Star Trek future for humanity, but the culture is very clearly inspired by Black American culture. No, the characters don't need to be phenotypically black, but I want it to be obvious that black folks wrote this.
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Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
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I kinda like that there's this whole society evolving parallel to our own that consists of bots making content that is consumed almost exclusively by other bots, and humans only dip in occasionally to tell them they suck.
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How tempting is it, while traveling farther from earth than any human being ever has, to leave forever? You think any of the astronaut were like, "Let's not go back. Let's just keep going."
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I love the fact that the original idea of the Michelin Star restaurant was "this restaurant is so good that you should get in your car and drive there . . . which will eventually result in the purchase of new tires . . . from us . . . Michelin."
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If you've never actually WATCHED a Daily Wire production, it absolutely shows that no competent film crew wants to work on one. You would swear they were all made by some 7th grade movie nerds who just so happened to have access to professional grade equipment.
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I'm just saying that if you can afford a burner phone, you should have one.
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Fun fact:

Skunks are nomadic creatures with very poor eyesight, little sense of direction, and no homing instinct to speak of. If you meet a skunk in the wild, it probably has no idea where it is or how it got here, nor does it care.
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I'm just saying that only one of the Spice Girls is actually named for a spice.
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Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.

. . . in case some second motherfucker gets in your way.
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They say the best revenge is living well, but actually the best revenge is recovering lost treasure, building an entirely new identity for yourself, and using it to infiltrate every aspect of the lives of those who wronged you, only revealing your true origins once you've destroyed them utterly.
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The total mass of all non-living manmade structures and products currently in existence is greater than the combined mass of all life on earth.
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I support abortion, but only when it is medically necessary, like when a person is pregnant, and does not wish to be pregnant. That's when I support abortion.
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You are not there to contribute to the missions or battles or whatever in any way. You're there to provide awesome third-person shots of what the other players do, and share those images with everyone.
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Someone should make an MMO in which one of the character classes is "journalist," and you're automatically tagged as a friendly to everyone (incl. NPCs) & have no weapons, but are given a great deal of mobility, a screen cap function, and the ability to share those screencaps with other players.
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