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Say what you will about Sisyphus, he had a real grind mindset. Dude was locked in. Absolutely bouldermaxxing.
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Mental image of police trying to wrestle a massive key off her. Quite funny.
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I can just feel all the "triggered 🤣😂🤣😂😂😂"
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First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.
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Not sure why so many people appear to be in an emotional relationship with using fossil fuels.
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"It's not fair of environmentalists to point out that in addition to being finite resources that are actively destroying the planet, fossil fuels also leave us at the mercy of fragile supply and logistics chains significantly controlled by autocrats in geopolitically chaotic parts of the world."
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I mean in that it’s a very glaring reminder of the flaws of the current system yes
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Just look at a frame of Matt Smith era Doctor Who. Vivid, pleasant to look at, Arri Alexa shot show. Last series of Doctor Who, washed out teal and orange Arri Alexa shot show.
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Or even *no choices are being made*.
We used to let shadows become crushed and dense and highlights to blow out, because choices were made. Now we're stuck in this grim "have every single thing exposed perfectly".
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So much of the public has been complaining about "digital" being bad, but it's not at all. Plenty of things shot digital look glorious. Look at anything from around 2012-ish and it's all totally fine. *Bad choices are being made.*
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I know ignoring the mob is a good idea for artists, but But DoPs and colourists need to get out of their bubble. Yes, modern HDR pipelines means you can have extreme dynamic range and very subtle tonality.
But it's very very boring to look at, especially when you're not in the grading suite.
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Oh, they've literally made a knock-off version of their own franchise.
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I'm actually bothering to update my recovery disk. I'm a changed man.
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Yay, thunder! ⛈️
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Of course he called 999 for a phone theft.
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A General Counsel writing "I'm pleased to have this opportunity..." when it can only properly be understood by anyone reading it as "You're a buffoon who has completely and utterly wasted my time" is just a chef's kiss of an insult.

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The "preserving your work" info will be short: "you didn't do any".
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Gilbert is getting maybe a bit too relaxed around me.
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Uncanny. The only way to tell them apart is that Patrick Bateman has killed fewer homeless people
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Wind & solar are currently producing 65% of Britain's electricity. Meanwhile, renewables now offer 30,000 more UK jobs than oil and gas. Meanwhile, we're in a climate emergency. Meanwhile, we're in a fossil fuel supply crisis. Meanwhile, the Tories and Reform want to scrap Net Zero. grid.iamkate.com/
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when the programmer who worked on simcity actually implemented the city income calculation logic based on the design doc

was he doing maxis taxes praxis
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My cat says hi.
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When I see btm on the apps my brain starts parsing it as a variation on ftm and then it just bluescreens because I can't figure that out.
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"Happy Eapter!" yelled Robert Jenrick. "Monday Thursday is here!" he screeched. "GREAT FRIDAY!" the man vomited while rolling in his own feces.
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Is it me, or is Sliver on Netflix in the wrong aspect ratio? Seems like a standard 2.39 ratio has been presented at 2.0 univisium by mistake? Everyone is a bit too tall?
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Saturday morning
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You know the Disney brand has lost all meaning when this is here.
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Now I want gyoza.
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