First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.

March 25, 2026 - 14:43 UTC

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I feel like there's a "but..." coming 🤔
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TREMENDOUS joke. Clap emoji! Clap emoji! Clap emoji!
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Best opening scene narration.
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And we can make some money by selling these shoes
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"You weren't *really* attached to that baby? I mean, he was a little slack, right?"
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Oh no
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Cackling!
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It gets better, doesn’t it?
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Way to channel your inner @jcsalterego.bsky.social
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And the baby shoes? Have they been sold?
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Oh dear.
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This is a good twete
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Next - some more good news, the stable door has now been shut.
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"Look I know you liked my nose, but you have to understand, my bum-ass face had it coming–"
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and not a moment too soon! yep, out the window into the street like always. oh i know, she's such a liar. you'll fix her wagon! hold on margie,someone's at the door.
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Also, the house is going to be quieter and it will be easier to sleep…
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Where’s the baby, Kip?
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This will be the title of my next (imagined, like all the rest) corporate self-help manual. Available in all good airport book stores tomorrow.
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You said good news, where is it
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Where's the baby?!?!
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Idk but look at this ad I just saw for new shoes, never worn.
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@nycjayjay.bsky.social
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This is an outstanding instance of the kind of thing that it is
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also,
for sale: baby shoes, slightly worn
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For sale: wet baby shoes
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Start handing out the handbasket tickets
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That's good!
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If you hadn't seen this, I'd highly recommend it. I'd also highly recommend not sipping anything while viewing.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ2NZU4eSHQ
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That's fabulous 😊
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Thank you!
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Uh oh….
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Nice.
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I see what you did there…
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I don't like where this is going
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You don’t comment on a masterpiece like this.
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And how's the baby?
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I am angry I will never write a skeet this good.
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I thought this was a Harp Lady reference for a half second
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For sale, baby tub, used once
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to shreds, you say
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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This is phenomenal.
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Well that's fantastic. Good job. How's the baby doing?
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m.youtube.com/watch?v=sYIg61FTi5s&list=RDsYIg61FTi5s&start_radio=1&pp=ygURYSBtb3RoZXIncyBsYW1lbnSgBwE%3D
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You HAD to ask about the baby! Tut-tut.

*shakes head disapprovingly*
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Okay, so first of all, have you seen the Dow?
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We'll get to that under New Business.
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Man: "Nobody puts baby in the corner!"
Reporters: "But where is the baby?"
Lawyer: "I'm sorry, but my client won't be answering questions at this time!"
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LinkedIn translation:
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Go on...
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