This machine grows alliums. Not actually a wizard. Yells at squirrels, talks to crows, sometimes sings to mushrooms. Portland OR. He/him. Hail Eris, hell yes.

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always lie online

always lie to the machine
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always lie online

always lie to the machine
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🌱First ladybug of the year! 🐞🐞🐞

I know they're not native, but they eat my aphids and that's what I want.

Maybe one day I'll release some lacewings, but not this year.
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🌱First ladybug of the year! 🐞🐞🐞

I know they're not native, but they eat my aphids and that's what I want.

Maybe one day I'll release some lacewings, but not this year.
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another thing I always remember from the kosovo war is that the pentagon gave us all these glowing reports of how much serbian artillery they had destroyed

and then the ceasefire happened and we saw all those batteries pack up and head home, leaving their blown-up decoys behind

so many of them
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another thing I always remember from the kosovo war is that the pentagon gave us all these glowing reports of how much serbian artillery they had destroyed

and then the ceasefire happened and we saw all those batteries pack up and head home, leaving their blown-up decoys behind

so many of them
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The Viking longcar was once the scourge of European roadways.
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the delightful moment when you Log On and discover that some Discourse has been happening while you were away but you haven't quite figured out what happened yet
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HAY GANG TODAY IS A GREAT DAY TO SUPPORT YOUR LOVABLE INTERNET PAL SLUGGO

I’m about 75% of the way though my campaign and uh about 40% of my goal.

Not great! Could use a boost here gofund.me/c2d9f8978
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What do you get when you mix schooling fish and metal music? 🐟🤘

Pure coordinated chaos.

No leader. No plan. Just instinct, motion, and energy—like an underwater mosh pit.

We channeled that into 1 hour of schooling fish to mosh to. Get ready to rockfish! mbayaq.co/4sMdpwU
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I haven't smoked in 30 yrs (tobacco, that is, you know what I mean)

But I've been thinking how a bad little habit might help me through these trying times

Not cigarettes, gross; not a pipe, too ostentatious

Maybe a fancy little hand rolled cigarillo- I'd only need like one a day

Bad idea, yeah
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So I'm thinking maybe the point of this is to start filtering who might be inclined to join the marines?

I wonder if we'll see it for other services or if the marines in particular are being molded into the enforcement arm.
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So I'm thinking maybe the point of this is to start filtering who might be inclined to join the marines?

I wonder if we'll see it for other services or if the marines in particular are being molded into the enforcement arm.
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The HALLOWED GROUND kickstarter is live! I'm excited to be drawing a short for it written by the amazing @meakoopa.bsky.social

Here's a preview panel from our chapter, I hope you'll consider pledging
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HALLOWED GROUND

A 100+ Page Horror Comic Anthology. 12 stories of HELL, PURGATORY, and HEAVEN, from LGBTQIA+ Creative Teams!

LIVE NOW: www.kickstarter.com/projects/deathline/afterlife1

With covers by @bailierosenlund.bsky.social @kevinwada.bsky.social @fellhound.bsky.social @dennismenheere.bsky.social
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yes I corrected a typo and then deleted the correction there’s no rules today
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The drones dropped packets of fentanyl and poisoned all my police!
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I keep waiting to see how Pakistan's recent defense pact with Saudi Arabia fits into the developing tangle of threads.
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mf said aurhoritarian
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Reaching deep inside and discovering that I have precisely no opinions about cursive. None. No fucks given.

I do remember being berated for bad penmanship, though, and a classmate being smacked on the hands with a ruler til she got it right.

I do have some opinions about aurhoritarian schooling.
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I was thinking about how awful a fish meatball would be and then I realized we had a word for this and that word was "gefilte fish".

Fuck outta here with that shit. Shoulda left it in the old country. In America we eat microplastics and drink gasoline and grow strong.
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Today is Sextidi the 6th of Germinal in the year 234.
Germinal is the month of sprouting.
Today we celebrate chard. #JacobinDay en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chard
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Last year, researchers documented the first adult Chinook salmon in a tributary of the Upper Klamath since dam removal. This spring, they've discovered newly hatched salmon, lifting hopes of a cultural renewal for Klamath Tribes members.
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I remember when people used to think we could Ban The Bomb, and I'd like to get back to thinking of this as an achievable goal.
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I keep telling people that we could easily replace half of what the police do with regular people, unarmed, selected for a week just like jury duty.

So many people can't even imagine it, but it's really so simple.
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