A harsh reality trans men will have to face is that eventually you WILL have to go to Jupiter to get more stupider

I'm sorry it's just part of the deal

March 31, 2026 - 19:18 UTC

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Wait, if trans men have to go to Jupiter do trans women have to go to Venus?
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Jokes on them, I made that visit years ago!
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True ally-ship is helping your trans masc homies make their appointment for the pilgrimage.
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Gender affirming space travel... one day.
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Can I go to jupiter to get my brain cells in return? I've discarded my gender ages ago (it was dysfunctional), and I'd like my not-stupid returned.
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I have been informed that tiktok already made this joke 3 years ago 😞 www.tiktok.com/ href="/profile/blackpurist/video/7254982656138415403">@blackpurist/video/7254982656138415403
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Jocat EXPOSED for COMEDIC PLAGIARISM; monster hunter license REVOKED
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Another Azeem banger too, damn
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I've tried to send this like three times but Bsky acts weird about my computer.
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I mean, "I didn't ask how big the room is, I said I cast Fireball" is older than that, and it didn't stop me from making the joke... and I'll hyu-cking do it again too!
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Just saw this today and they clowned planets too 😭
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Yeah and actually that tiktok stole it from the 1999 distractible episode "the worst piece of sh*t episode ever"
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Great minds think alike
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Are they saying that all your base are, in fact, belong to us?
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Each year I've been on T I have to make the brain cell exchange to the doctor, it's been almost 7 years now and I've lost object permanence of items in the fridge among other things.
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god i dont get this one at all...OwO' WHAT DOES IT MEAN??? do i still need to go to jupiter or am i stupid enough????
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They really should be advising transition patients ahead of time that the “boys drool” thing is mandated by law. They deserve to know so they can be ready.
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Don't forget having to be chained up all the time or something. That's a huge part of a man's life I hear.
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I wonder: what do trans women do? I guess we go to Neptune and crank some crazy hardcore punk tunez. At least, I do.
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Yo, all my trans brothers gotta visit Jupiter. Planet is fucking HUGE!
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I think that's what happens at the end of gattaca.
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"get more stupider" is objectively the funnier rhyme but then you lose out on the symbolism of the venus/mars alchemical symbols.

we should swap the symbols for mars and jupiter just to make this joke work.
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Boys go to mars to… play with their cars?
Girls go to venus to… find their happiness…
So if you’re a transfemme, find your happiness. If you’re transmasc, time to learn how to replace an alternator.
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Just level strength and bonk with the bros.

Disclaimer: may lead to high probability of sharing a braincell.
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Gotta do the circle circle dot dot cootie shot!
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but I'm already a dumb of ass 😭
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Boys (cis and trans alike), we gotta pull off the ultimate heist: We're going to Mars to get more candy bars.
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But i already got all these kitkats....
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Is this a Jimmy neutron bit?
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Yeah and the shitty thing is you just get there and you can’t even land on it cause it’s just a big gas ball and you feel even stupider, man we’re really dumb.
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aw "man"... :<
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Please send me there already I know too much
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Tbh I’ve never been but I’m still dumb as fuck so it’s probs not mandatory
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Are flights covered by insurance as part of gender affirming care?
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People don't know the great gender reassignment surgery Venus gives tho. Like i always knew it rhymed but I didn't know "Some Trans girls go to Venus to Yeet away their..." well you know what i mean
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Huh. The old sexist playground chant I remember is "Boys go to Mars to get more bars / Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider" 😒

Going by that, wouldn’t trans men get to go to the Red Planet for free candy and trans women… I dunno… get brain damage from inhaling Jupiter‘s toxic atmosphere?
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a variation of the chant is girls go to college to get more knowledge / boys go to jupiter to get more stupider
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Okay but what's the protocol for enbies, do we need to be booking yearly pilgrimage holidays to both venus and jupiter or is watching youtube travel vlogs going to do it
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lol
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Talking to me always makes the boys stupider hehe :3
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Don't feel bad. It does level up flushes
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That was like the first thing I did
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Can confirm. it happened to my brother.
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I wish all trans men a safe journey to become stupider...harness the power...🙏🥀
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i have been to jupiter for business reasons , for thoses who need to know, yes it does smell a bit like cat piss , its the ammonia in the oceans, bring a hoodie, its a bit cold , winds a bit strong around the equator but not as bad as Saturn , and dont talk to tentacles you dont know.
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It's a trade I'm willing to make. Ignorance is bliss and all that and in these trying times I could use some bliss
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Ladies may elect to travel to Jupiter, but are discouraged for doing so for the purposes of finding men. That's what the moon Charon is for.
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im going to venus to remove my penus
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bsky.app/profile/astropierre.com/post/3midr5dqmil2k

Alternatively you can just eat Jupiter. That works too.
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oh shit i gotta book my flights!!
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