JessicaBlack @jessbheart.bsky.social

Millennial Mutant Muscle Mommy's Memes and Horny Postings!

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So much this... Give me a robot that takes care of laundry or dishes or cuts the grass, you know, the stuff I DON'T want to do.. Quit giving me robots that draw and make music, that's people jobs.. Teach the robots to grow Soy and Corn.. Show them how to make the beans take turns!
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Dear god please no...
NO MORE BOOMER PRESIDENTS... they've been president sense 92, it is time to pass the fucking torch already.
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How can people look at this nonsense as anything other than hysteria? He's verbatim saying dems want to trans every kid in the country and it's just total nonsense.

Why can't these freaks in the GOP just leave trans people alone???
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social
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The last 5 years have convinced me that aliens visiting Earth wouldn’t be a big news story 2 months later.
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Me: I can't explain how I feel..
Also me: Oh good this guy said it perfectly, here are the words for how I feel.. Thank goodness for people who are good with words.
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I love how every fat lazy loser ass chud on the internet can't stop talking about how trans women are trying to cheat "real women" out of medals.

No one is TRANSITIONING for 2+ years to cheat at a sportsball game.. please be so for real with your dumb shit, this is pathetic.
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Bro is still bragging about passing the test we give 4th graders to see if they need to be on the small bus or the big bus.
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Them: "Why are people in their 40s and 50s weird about random stuff like quick sand?"
Me: "You had to be there. You should be glad you weren't there."
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Oh this'll be good..
www.bbc.com/news/articles/c33ldp22833o
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So much this.. It's not ""Agism"" to point at the reality of the world and say

"Hey, most people loose their minds or just straight up die in their 70s.. we should probably not let anyone that old hold political office because a senator dying mid term is problematic AF."

It's just reality.
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He's THIS close to figuring out that people tell him to stop being an asshole because they want him to suck less... we're almost there guys keep going.. he's figured out that we want him to change!! This is progress!!
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Shocking lack of folks saying The Bible... That was def the one I read to early.
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Imagine how many millions of dollars have been spent trying to take right AWAY from trans people..

Ask yourself, who has that kind of money to spend on oppressing queer people. Then remember it's clearly stated in the Epstein files that this was their plan the whole time.
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Love how there are Harris stans and weirdo libs constantly accusing folks of being MAGA if they don't praise Harris's campaign... The one that lost and got us stuck with Trump because they couldn't beat a pedophile in an election.
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TFW the shitlibs are so stupid it actually hurts your brain to read what their dumb asses said... This guy is the dumbest mother fucker on all of Bsky.. congrats on your stupidity sir, you win the internet award for stupidest post of the day.
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Duckworth: "I desperately want to kill Muslims but we have to do the paperwork properly!"

This bitch is the worst.. she's SO bloodthirsty and ready to have war for the rest of time with the middle east... Like we get it, you got LT Dan'd in the war and you're still mad, get over it already.
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Love how people will get on social media and say with their whole chest that up is down and anyone who disagrees is a poopy headed doo doo brain and then when/if you say "Isn't up up and down is down?" they call you a racist and block you then make an alt account to send weird messages to you..
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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz
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Pls Pls Pls let the Penny be back! I need this..🙏..
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+1 Fuck Crypto
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Every day I see people with PhD next to their name say the dumbest things imaginable.. there is an entire generations worth of old ignorant people who have sniffed their own farts sense the 80s and they refuse to admit the world has moved on sense then and new things have been discovered.
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ECONOMY: SHAMBLES
OIL: $300 PER BARREL
COUNTRY: ON FIRE
REPUBLICANS: Hey man can i look in your child's pants? Just for a second man is it cool if i inspect your child's genitals. Just a quick little look man it's totally cool i just need to make sure you're not doing crimes. Just a quick touch man-
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Because he's an elder boomer.. He was born in 1946.. he is about to be 80.. All these people need to be forced to retire..
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Love how every time Kamala gets on TV and acts like a stuck up rich boomer we all get to debate the election she did a shitty job at all over again..

She's a very unpopular person.. she can't even beat a child rapist in an election.. Stop dick riding that cop ass bitch.
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His playlists are gayer than mine.. can we please address the pink elephant in the room that like half of the republicans are closeted?
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And then lets see.. Senators, one is upset we didn't do the paperwork for this war differently and the other is upset that we didn't drop more bombs.. or bigger bombs.. or more bigger bombs.. she's just very pro "Bomb people" as a basic position.
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My house rep did this same crap.. it has totally rigged the house election for my district so his hand picked staffer takes his seat for sure because we're in a like +25 district and now there'll be no primary.
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