Told my wife to have dinner ready by 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization.

So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange. πŸ˜‚

April 09, 2026 - 23:03 UTC

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I have laughed at this so hard πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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This!
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Does the Nobel Pee Prize go to her or you?
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You have the HOTTEST household!!
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I understood that reference.
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Lol, thx 4 a good laugh in a miserable time! Wife, points! 🀣
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Agreed
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OMG, I needed that. Well done.
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I love this analogyπŸ’•πŸ˜‚πŸ’•πŸ˜‚
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You joke, but give it a week and she’ll start sending you those romantic Lego videos people send ironically instead of actual spicy pics. That’s when you know you’ve lost.
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Brilliant
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So you are then responsible for all that damage to your neighbors? Still a win Sir. I said that with a tear on my cheek. Like central casting sent me. :-)
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Excellent πŸ˜‚
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Has your wife reserved the right to skydive?
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Right?! πŸ˜‚
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Are you going to ask Shady Vance to negotiate a further reduction in services that your wife provides you?

Perhaps Shady can offer you a couch to sleep on... eww... 😏
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πŸ˜πŸ˜„πŸ˜ƒπŸ™ƒ, you're funny. Your wife needs to have you removed from your head of the house- hold category. --a 25th Amend.
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Its not done until you go on tv to brag about how you showed her who's boss.

"Nobody's ever seen anything like it before"
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The neighbours all pissing on your BBQ.....
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Not only will you be doing your own dinner, you'll be DIY...you know what...
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Hope you’re not in the Epstein Files.
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Art of the Meal?

I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.
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Did it cost half a trillion dollars to get your point across?
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Might be a bit of a que to the bathroom. I hear it started moving, then got shut down again.

Sorry bro ... gonna have to hold it a bit longer.
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And the dog fails to report to the neighborhood that your wife insists you sit down when you pee before giving you a 10pt Honey-Do list. We know who’s winning.
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Whatever you do don't shout into the kitchen to tell her you can hear her Moos!
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Heh, wait until you see the price of TP
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lol. good one
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I hope this mess also got you on bad terms with your neighbors and in-laws. If so, yes, you are really winning.
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nice. Very nice.
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Did you declare that you stopped your 9th argument of this week as well?
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Lmao πŸ˜‚ 🀣
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Hahaha nice. 😊
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So much winning.
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art of the deal.....seems to work, huh?
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