Ideally this will be 80% me discussing pro cycling with likeminded morons but there should be some other random stuff too.
If I revert to Swedish I'm likely irate about some local issue that may or may not be relevant if you live in Kansas or Kuala Lumpur.

Wout ooopsie on Pog
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Chooo-chooooo!
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Deck is about to get re-shuffled
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Heeeeeres Wout
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Pog says he's not riding, he has Mathieu behind.
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Pogafun begins
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Dang, someone get Ganna a (sticky) bottle
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It all comes down to how much the chase back cost Pog now.
Not enough is the best guess. But another defect and it's game over for him.
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Danish comms saying Philipsen was riding some Shimano prototype pedals.
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Florian galleantly helps with the last 4 meters
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Max using the world champ as a moto pacer
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Safe driving lecture from the UAE car
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No live cam on Nosferatu right now? Why can't we have nice things?
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Alpecin sticking the dagger in
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Pogi screwed everybody
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Pogačar really has no chill. Did he book an earlier flight home?
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Pedersen is all alone. I don't even know how that happens with this squad?
They are not firing on all cylinders this spring.
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Matti Breschel about the Shimano spare wheel: "ja, there's 12 bar pressure in that tires"
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Lets hope that was Pedersen's biggest problems of the day
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Lidl need Walscheid to return, but it's unlikely
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Dust, cobbles and Movistar riders by the roadside. All is as normal.
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Visma looking better placed for the first fight than Lidl-Trek
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I've got the Le Creuset out in time for the annual passing of the Fresnoy le Grand factory
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This is going to be one of those were a few poor schmucks will get away late with a small gap and then a few minutes later when the fight for position for the first cobbles starts the break will be swiftly swallowed up.
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LeBron James is quite average at reading good quality ChatGPT marketing slop
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"It's a poor quality shit-sandwich but we'll be able to serve it to many more customers"

ASO should let Gouvenou stick to designing courses , whenever he opens his big yap something silly comes out. He seems like a French version of Mauro Vegni.
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Reposted by Jens Hagström
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Last chance to fire up your wireless printer, download new drivers, troubleshoot the connection, replace the ink, restart your router, and finally find that USB cable!!! Or you'll be too late to print out this cobbles chart with km-to-go AND with km-to-the-next-sector. #ParisRoubaix
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