Ideally this will be 80% me discussing pro cycling with likeminded morons but there should be some other random stuff too. If I revert to Swedish I'm likely irate about some local issue that may or may not be relevant if you live in Kansas or Kuala Lumpur.
This is going to be one of those were a few poor schmucks will get away late with a small gap and then a few minutes later when the fight for position for the first cobbles starts the break will be swiftly swallowed up.
"It's a poor quality shit-sandwich but we'll be able to serve it to many more customers"
ASO should let Gouvenou stick to designing courses , whenever he opens his big yap something silly comes out. He seems like a French version of Mauro Vegni.
Last chance to fire up your wireless printer, download new drivers, troubleshoot the connection, replace the ink, restart your router, and finally find that USB cable!!! Or you'll be too late to print out this cobbles chart with km-to-go AND with km-to-the-next-sector. #ParisRoubaix