Mike @je3mike.bsky.social

Nerdy underachievr. Mostly harmless. He/him.

Why do they put bread crumbs on ham? Whose demanding the breadcrumbs and why? You can buy ham with breadcrumbs, or without. It makes no sense.
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Everyone else solders their glasses back together when they break, because they are too cheap to go back to the opticians, right? 🤓
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Imagine being a flat earther or lunar landing denier and being unable to experience the awe of it all.
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Finally we can say what we REALLY think about the Artemis astronauts.
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www.maptap.gg April 6
94🏅 90👑 97🔥 95🏅 83😁
Final score: 912
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Nick Stone @typejunky.bsky.social
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Waved back at someone earlier who was actually just cleaning their window.
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Post something random

Happy April.
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*whispers* I'm not sure why we are going to the moon. Is it to build an overpriced data center for a tech bro?
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oh, france, with your pamplemousse and your sexy
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Today was not great weather for flight photos. It was pretty overcast. But I did manage to get this blue jay with a nut.

I like this one.

#birds
#photography
#birdsofbluesky
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Maybe they'll be called orange backs?
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✋

#PresidentPedoPutinPuppet
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I'm Banksy.
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Probably cats, so they could knock things off of other things.
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If telekinesis were possible, I'm pretty sure evolution would have taken advantage of it in some species or another.
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Tony @tonyfishlock.bsky.social
1mo
Hi all it's guessing game time, can anyone guess what system this is running on. Sorry no prizes, but please repost 😄
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FROVO @frovo.bsky.social
1mo
who called it an american express credit card statement instead of an ae iou
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Alexa, pop down the shop and get some tea bags.
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Beautiful evening at Corbiere lighthouse.
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The FIFA peace prize committee must be proud of themselves.
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I've joined the Greens. Should have done it years ago, to be honest.
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It's so warm today that I've opened the windows.
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Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.
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I'm not suggesting we invade France, or anything.
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In the year 2066, the King might be called William. Food for thought.
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social
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If only there were some signs.
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To be fair, it's only taken us 1000 years to realise royalty may not be working in our best interests.
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It was the worst of times, it was the fucking worst of times.

Just really shit times.
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The British museum and the Elgin marbles and then give them back.
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