not the crew of artemis ii immediately heading to the duty free shops bc they forgot to bring back souvenirs from their trip

April 11, 2026 - 00:10 UTC

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If they landed within México’s 200-mile economic zone, I say head to Ensenada and get some good food.
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Omg Dad, didn't know they had Toblerone in space!
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Space perfume?
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I think this counts as a domestic flight.
Artemis IV astronauts will have to go through customs, like some of the Apollo ones.
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@goose.art his delivery wasnt good and neither was the joke please kindly press the button
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My Eagle Rare 10 tastes great. Bought in a duty free shop on Utopia of the Seas - I’ve loved watching smart competent people doing their jobs well

Been missing that federally
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Kids love shott glasses
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Bottle of dark side of the moon vacuum
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Dagnabit, Jerry you made me laugh out loud. Very funny
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Special freeze-dried Astronaut Hot Sauce is in the shops already.
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If that was me I would DEFINITELY have stolen something from the capsule. Broken a lever off or taken seat cushion. What are they gonna do? This bitch fell from space you really expect it to be in one piece?
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"vacuum-packed" toblerone.
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They came back without getting verified...the nerve
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Is it true that you're actually a hologram, Chen?
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Only so many Romulan ales tax free
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"check out these whimsy post-it notes"
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CBP waiting to collect their customs declarations.

Better than being blown out of the water by Hegseth's trigger happy pilots
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“My mom went to space
And all I got
Was this lousy T-shirt”
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Writing SPACE ORLANDO on a coffee mug and handing it to a kid
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Keychain of the back of the moon that says DAT ASS.
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My _________ went to the moon and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
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Lil moon keychains.
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I'd be happy with just a rock, unlike my man Charlie Brown.
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I bet the aliens on the back side of the moon have their door to door salespeople too, but try explaining that in the debrief.
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