She/her. Transgender.

Expat American in Australia.

Terrible puns.
Chained to computers.
Dreaming of fruit trees and bees, mud houses and spaceships, long walks and the sound of the sea.

@IvySomeday on Twitter

In street fighter 2 terms, I'm like if a trans girl dreamed of being Chun Li but had to start out as Blanka
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I hate how every time I go to learn something new I forget my brain works its own way and waste time going through tutorials and on-boarding aimed at other people's brains
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You don't need a license to be yourself. To be yourself fully. Punch any motherfucker in the face who dares try to tell you otherwise. You are not a sheep to be herded. You are a flame that consumes all in its way.
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If I eat both Kim chi and yogurt, do the probiotics get in a fist fight?
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It is the most wonderful thing ever to be alive and free and truly yourself
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What a strangeness it is to be giving birth to your own universe and still having to figure out how to pay rent.
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So I saw a comment on Reddit and had to write an essay about it

"You can be a girl if you want to" is useless if you don't know what wanting to be a girl looks like.

If lesbians make you sad, read this one
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If someone gets their knickers in a twist over me, I assume I'm supporting a personal hobby and expect them to at least buy me lunch for the privilege.
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*Reads the new categories*

... Huh. Weird. I'm technically eligible for a couple of nominations. Kinda silly, given that I have yet to publish a book.

Anyway, Transfem Review noms are open. Just boosting for visibility.
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My stripper name is Histamine Cascade.

*whimpers in allergic hives*
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*thinking absent-mindedly about important characteristics of housing*

"Yes, there's definitely room for space."

*last neuron expires in shame*
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Then I woke up and wished I could actually play this.

Thanks brain.
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I had a dream I wrote an amazing color ascii multi-player rpg/roguelike with both pre-designed and random map sections jigsawed together with clever boundary conditions fitting. Huge depth, lore, a vast world in which to wander and get lost. The ability to meet and travel with other players.
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Toasters should be rated by how many uses they provide before the equivalent of a slice of bread is inextricably trapped inside.
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Today, suddenly, I thought:

Why am I not doing the things which bring me joy?
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T-minus 9 days til taco
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Being someone who still wishes she could learn everything is strangely lonely at times.
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From a systems perspective, most of what are labeled mental disorders are actually simply examples of graceful degradation under enormous stresses.

Graceful != pleasant to experience.
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git checkout maim
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What happens in the future when the virtual assistant in my phone falls in love with the customer service bot at Amazon ?
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You are not a dead-hearted, dying boy.

Stop acting like one.
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Behold the 20th century
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Sometimes I'm afraid to say it because I'm afraid I'll jinx it, but I'm actually doing ok.
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Hey there! Lexi (that's me!) is trying to raise funds for important trans facial surgeries that can really change her life. Even a small donation can make a big difference, so if you could click the link below to donate or share it with others, it would mean a lot. Thank you!
gofund.me/759eb2a5
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Yesterday, on a walk
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First day, in the office, as me.

Feels...crazy
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The human world does not have to be constructed this way.
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