this is amazing. the pope is a guy from south side Chicago named Rob Prevost and they're about to make him reactivate Cesare Borgia

April 08, 2026 - 19:54 UTC

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I could see it
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i want to hear trump giving a speech explaining the avignon papacy
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“Europe had two popes and they lived in the Vatican together. But one was very clean, very organized, and the other pope was a slob and smoked cigars,”
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"two popes, folks! they had two of them at the same time! One lived in a big castle in France and people said we're shutting down the popes until we can figure out what the hell is going on"
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The one pope who likely has tried malort and they want to mess with him.
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Everyone is saying antipope this and Avignon that but what about pulling a Henry the 8th and seizing church owned land
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I'm not surprised, I just want to know who they'd make antipope and whether they'd install him in Washington, Palm Beach, or somewhere else
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That's one way to get rid of JD I guess
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If I were the Pope and some moron with a fancy-lad name came from the Pentagon and threatened me, I would simply summon God's giant foot to squash him like in the Monty Python intro, but I guess the real Pope has more restraint.
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