Elon Musk sir only you can fix this. We need you to dig a tunnel under the strait of hormuz. We need your fleet of iron man robots to catch iranian missiles in mid air and turn them back on the enemy. Please take more drugs we're all waiting

April 11, 2026 - 16:29 UTC

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The strait is only mined for ship traffic, right? So his special subs should be able to go right under them!
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Take all of the drugs, please!
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He’s gonna send catturd in a child sized submarine down there to sort it out
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Don't forget the genius submarines! You don't want elon to call you a pedo do you?
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Maybe he can retrofit one of his precious SpaceX rockets to “land” in Iran.

What is the SpaceX rocket explosion rate?

I tried to search that, and got a bunch of defense of SpaceX gobbledygook.

Almost like they don’t want you to know the percentage.

Should be easy, but it’s intentionally not.
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It'd be so funny if one day he took enough drugs to swing around all the way to Woke. The classic libertarian on mdma scenario where he realizes other people have feelings
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We can transport the oil in that child coffin he invented to pretend he was going to save those kids stuck in that cave
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They could build a transsurface elevator like in Total Recall, right through the Earth! He should know it. It too is a fantasy about Mars.
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im so glad i dont have to see what that man is doing anymore, i hope he turns himself into vegetable with the drug use so we can make rick and morty jokes about him
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Go on Elon, don't choke, don't call mummy in, do it, do it!
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I fleet of cyber trucks outfitted with the amphibious oil baron package would do it. They’d come out 90% unscathed. Strength in numbers when it comes to these things.
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Elon needs to be a passenger on every ship traversing the Strait, just back and forth, forever.

Good for Elon, good for trade, good for America.
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He’s waiting for someone else to step up at which point he’ll call them a pedophile and say his plan was *almost* ready
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Clearly his genius is powered by drugs and he should take way more of them
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> Please take more drugs we're all waiting

Please. The man is already doing his best.
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No, I think Donald Trump could also fix this by flying to Tehran and negotiating face-to-face with Iranian leadership.
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That sounds like a great plan to me. The cowardly bully will never do that, unfortunately.
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Build a Hyperloop under the Strait of Hormuz

You can carry maybe two barrels of oil in a Tesla going 35MPH
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send your starship to iran so it explodes.
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I love it when you catch stray Libs with your posts
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We need to make the Strait of Hormuz sentient, at which point it'll do what we want so long as we give it some downtime every day to write poetry
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LWM. Large Water Model
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Oil tankers in space
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Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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If he drains the sea they can just drive the oil out
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