Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social

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I think CNN has reached the point where replacing all of their programming with just this on a loop would be an improvement.

And every once in a while, you could turn it on for two minutes, think "yup, that's it", and then forget about it again for a few months.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U4Ha9HQvMo
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Bad news for the astronauts, looks like they burnt all the paint off of it, they're never gonna get their rental deposit back.
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I think that, whenever there's a communications blackout, everyone in Mission Control should get up and do an interpretive dance.
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Over half of Americans want Congress to impeach Trump now, according to a new poll. One in seven Republicans backs it.
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Well, on the bright side, at least Mr. T is getting some work out of all this.
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Tom Petty had some really good music, but I think sainthood is a little much.
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Jones, easily.

Trump isn't insane, he's just an angry idiot. I suspect he would react rationally if he was ever confronted with reality, but sadly, all of his chairs weigh 2000 pounds and it's like getting kicked in the head by a horse every day.
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I was wondering if there were any executive branch officials other than NASA astronauts and their public affairs folks who have gone on television and said anything other than obvious lies, but even in that context, you should probably believe the exact opposite of whatever this smiling thumb says.
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TIL there's a TV show called "God is Not Dead" and I'm not a theologian OR a PR person but that seems like a bad way to frame your messaging?
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...the "REAL AGREEMENT"? So what is it that we have now, the obviously made-up bullshit agreement?
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UPDATE:
"I think it's going to be the heaviest line in the league. Good luck."
--Alex Ovechkin
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LITTLE-KNOWN FACT: although it is a running joke in Washington Capitals hockey fandom that TJ Oshie's real name is "Timothy Jimothy", few people are aware that JD Vance's real name really is "Jimothy Dimothy".
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I think we need to make the word 'Republican' mean what 'Nazi' used to.
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"Yes, nuclear annihilation, brilliant idea, sir. But there is one thing you could do that would be even more terrifying and horrible, something they could never recover from, a secret weapon we have been hiding for years.

We should send a bomber over Tehran to drop-

...the EPSTEIN FILES."
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UPDATE: RMNB is reporting that Little Pro (henceforth to be known simply as 'Pro') has been called up, and Carberry said the two brothers will skate on a line with Tom Wilson tomorrow night.

THAT'S gonna be a LOAD. Some lines have cute names? This one should be called OMFG YOU GONNA GET KILLED
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Is there a single red city with an international airport?

Dallas, maybe?
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Constant TV commercials for either for-profit healthcare or begging for hospital charities is enough of a reminder of how fucked our system is, but the ones that suggest you should be ashamed of your medical condition make me want to start the Universal Basic Weaponry for Aspiring Luigis Foundation.
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Little-known fact: before the medley of Dan Wilson's hit with Semisonic, "Closing Time", he was in the finest Minneapolis bar band since Prince, who had a timely song for today.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIaCHZVxvG8
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Is this image "Warning: do not point GoPro directly at the sun"?
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Yeah, it's competence porn, in the same way as the NTSB guy on Air Disasters who finds half a bolt and a piece of sheetmetal and goes "obviously an inflight thrust-reverser failure caused the mounting pylon bolt weakened from stress fracture to fail catastrophically and then the engine fell off".
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...why are we arresting and incarcerating three-year-olds again? Doesn't that seem cruel and unusual?
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Pro tip: you can Onionize the official NASA feed by simply repeating, every time you hear the word 'moon', this one simple phrase:

"The moon? In the fucking SKY?"
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Dear NASA:

It's great that you used Freddy Jones Band "In a Daydream" as a wake-up song (little-known fact: Freddy Jones was the intrepid turn-of-the-century explorer who discovered Schaumburg) and I know it's long, but you're really gonna need to work Brain Damage and Eclipse in there somewhere.
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After running continuously for more than six months, yesterday our Tablo crashed, setting a metric making it the most reliable piece of electronics in this house.

I'm not sure how technology has regressed to the era of Windows NT4SP3, but I am sure that my television should not crash on bootup.
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Pink Floyd lied to us.
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"He is not here, this is the war room!"
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Before it was re-released on a K-Tel album in the mid-90s, the only known copy of this song outside of the hands of record collectors was on a cart in the studios of WXRT:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulGwE_y9ib8
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On this day, I like to look back on one of the jokes that I am the proudest of having written.
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I understand that these things were set in motion weeks or months ago, but the Geno Auriemma commercial during the Dawn Staley basketball game still seems like a choice.
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Weird symmetry that the downed fighter pilot backseat person got out of the shit space right about the same time they fixed the space shitter.
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To be fair, three goals in the first six minutes is the sort of behavior we should expect from the Capitals once their playoff chances are in the "lotto ticket" category.
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