🔞NSFW🔸PNW🔸Buckskin Appaloosa 🔸Hoss/Horse/Horsie🔸32🔸Property Of Anomis🔸Certified Therapy Horse🔸Musk Huffer🔸Salt-Licker🔸Donut Kisser🔸
Flare Polisher Extraordinaire🔸Orb Squeezer🔸Disney Horse Enthusiast🔸

"It doesn't get better and it doesn't get easier. I can't keep lying to myself, saying that I'm going to change . . . I have nothing to show for the life that I've lived, & I have nobody in my life who’s better off for having known me."

-Bojack Horseman
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This is my last week of class before Spring break—concurrently, I am but a sad lil’ lost Pleasure Isle donkey boy . . .

. . . this semester has left me bruised & anxious; here’s to hoping Spring term gets me out of the salt mines of Peru ⛏️🫏💦
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@xo-underground.bsky.social is too talented for his own good 😳🐴🍩💦 Neigh~
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Happy Valentine’s Day to all the couples, singles, furries, gooners, & degenerates alike . . .

. . . I’m spending it with my lil’ bunny boi & we’re having some delicious steak & playing Civ VII 🥰💕

*(images unrelated)

😋🐴💦 Neigh~
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For the 1st time since early January—I’m actually caught up with my work . . .

. . . If I stay ahead, I might actually be able to be a horse again 🥺❤️🐴💦

Neigh~
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A story in 3 parts:

How to make a horse squirm during his lunch~

🥺⛓️🔒🐴💦 Whinny~
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I’m officially 32 today—& I am NOT icing my own cakes 😮‍💨🎂🐴💦 Neigh~
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Is she the answer to my prayers or the bringer of night-mares . . ?

😳🐴💦 Whinny~
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A visitor—in my stall ? . . must be bathing day 😮‍💨🐴💦 Whinny~

🎨: @skippysbonezone.bsky.social
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Feelin’ like I’ll need to be hand-washed later this evening—who knows what the day will have in store 😮‍💨🐴💦 Snort~
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Naturally, there’s enough room for my piercing in there—barely fits flaccid, gotta’ be real intentional with excitement 😋❤️🐴💦 Neigh~
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Would you—ride me into battle?

😮‍💨🐴⛓️💦 Neigh~
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Ya’ know, these were white when I bought them 😋🐴💦 Snort~
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Is this what a winner “tastes” like . . ? 🤔🐴💦
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A single breath can only change the moment—if necessary . . .
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Winners eat their carrot-shaped vegetables 🥕❤️🐴 Neigh~

📸: @gaernin.otting.life
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It’s been a hot minute—classes started, my internship has begun, & I haven’t had time for much else other than focusing on the present . . .

I had some content I wanted to share for a while, that a friend helped curate so—I’ll start there . . . ❤️

🐴 Neigh~
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Year of the H O R S E ‘ D 😮‍💨🐴💦 Neigh~
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HAPPY HORSE YEAR 🥰❤️🐴
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In honor of the Year of The Horse—I figured we should start out with a 💥 B A N G 💥

Happy New Year’s Eve y’all & here’s to hopin’ I’ll be gettin’ the privacy in my stable back soon . . . 😮‍💨🐴💦 Snort~
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In preparation for the Year of the Horse—have some zeeb-inspired meat 😋🐴💦 Whinny~
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I swear—I’m just drying them off so you can massage them!

🥺🐴🥚🥚💦 Whinny~
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Well—how else am I supposed to get your attention?

👀🐴🥚🥚💦 Snort~
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If you’re not here to scrub me—do ya’ at least wanna give me a massage . . ?

🥺🐴💦 Neigh~
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From just a glance—horses should invoke feelings of comfort & strength; feeling inspired yet? 👀🐴🥚🥚💦 Whinny~
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If you’re cautious enough—you might be able to get up-n’-close to give me a good ol’ fashion hand scrub 🤫🐴🥚🥚💦 Neigh~
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You can lead a horse to water—just to stop & stare if you’d like 👀🐴🍩🥚🥚💦 Snort~
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Rarely do I repost art but F*CK—whose a horse hafta’ blow for some stablehands ‘round here 😮‍💨🐴🍩💦 Snort~
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Post your favorite nude of 2025! You can only pick one . . .

It was difficult but 2026 is gonna’ be the year I work on accepting my body 😮‍💨🐴💦 Neigh~
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Happy Horsemas Eve! 😮‍💨💦

May your sacs remain bloated & your stables abundantly overflowing with the scent of studs, mares, & hay 🥰❤️🐴 Neigh~
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Happy Holidays—stablehands!

Don’t forget to visit the nearest stable & spread some warm, holiday cheer all over the hay-strewn floor . . .

😮‍💨🐴💦 Snort~
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