I am too shitty of a person to be an effective advocate for my people!

September 09, 2025 - 14:52 UTC

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Fuck off with this. This sounds like some shit I'd say, and I hate me. You're far too good to be saying it
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That's what makes you perfect for the role
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I dunno, you kinda gave me some courage and made me feel better about myself by expressing some internalized things that I didn't realize that I was doing. So you made navigating this minefield for myself less scary.
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not true at all. you're super funny & thoughtful, even if that's all i know based on your comics and posts (since you are still a stranger to me!), i don't think such an assessment is unfair.
you shouldn't have to be made an advocate just for being trans. you can just be a cartoonist and musician.
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Apparently Applebee's doesn't serve a blooming onion? What the fuck is it even for?!?
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if you enjoy onions I automatically don't trust you
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this is the greatest betrayal of our age by far
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their chicken sandwiches are pretty alright
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Been sayin'.
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Triple Dipper
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You can only get apples and bees
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i've heard if you bring your own onion they'll bloom it for you for a reasonable price
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They have unlimited shrimp randomly. Such a restaurant is a dwindling resource.
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When you live in the rust belt, you go there to treat your boyfriend to an okay sandwich and some awful margaritas after good t4t lovin’.
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Bees !
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For a hot second it was $1 long island iced teas
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Applebee's has the distinction of being the only restaurant where you'll forget what you ate before you get back to your car. It exists for when you need to disassociate through a meal with "people" you don't like but can't offend
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$1 margaritas and karaoke???
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anyway, it was brave of you to eat a blooming onion there even though they refuse to make them.
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Nobody Knows
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Well it ain't called Onionbee's! 🥁

Sorry, I'll see myself out.
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You go to fucking Outback for a bloomin onion like a fucking adult
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writing punchlines
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Hah, I almost said something about that, but I figured it was part of the bit and that others had already said something.
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For dysfunctional families to have a row and interrupt NASCAR races?

Again, my only knowledge of this place is Talladega Nights.
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riblets fresh out the michael wave
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that’s what made u brave
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Blooms -> flowers -> bees
Onion -> basically a stinky apple
Make it make sense, Applebee’s
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Apples and/or bees.
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Regrets and margaritas
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first dates when you live somewhere with nothing to do mostly i think
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Anything Applebee’s can do Chili’s does better
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What is an Applebee's but an Outback Steakhouse without the Aussie façade?
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The blooming apple, which is also deep fried, but with a honey dipping sauce
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This is transphobia
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Applebee's has goated mozz sticks but that's about all they're good for
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The unlimited wings deal
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feeding apples to bees
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This is exactly the type of thing citizen's DO have the power to change in this country! I bet a little petition or social media campaign could get them to add it. They already got fryers, and they already got onions. They'd have to invest in a big bowl and a BO chopper for each store EZPZ.
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They serve the bloomin apple, it's really mid!
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You’re thinking of the fake Australia restaurant, Outback. They’ve got the onion
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Applebee's is for 21st birthdays where your waiter doesn't put your order in because they were getting busy with their girlfriend in the car in the parking lot

Or where you go to pay like $80 for the most mid food you could have and get broken up with by your girlfriends the next day

Nothing good.
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Blooming onion would be Outback. Last I knew. 🤭
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Ngl the end of this thread makes it a wild ride
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hitting on divorcees at the bar over appetizer samplers and happy hour margaritas mostly
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I had one at the art festival yesterday. Which made me think why do I have to wait for a special occasion for a blooming onion or a fucking elephant ear. Whoever makes a carnival food restaurant will make a goddamn fortune.
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you may be thinking of the Awesome Blossom
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divorced parent crashouts seems like a right answer
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Bloomin' onion
Awesome blossom
Texas tonion

It feels like everyone has some goofy offshoot of deep-frying an entire onion.
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Ask if they have an orlando bloomin onion. It might be in the back
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"What did she do"
"She drew the Penis Cabaret"
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Thing is, we shouldn't *have* to all be activists. We should be able to just be.

And I say this as an activist.
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Media interviewing a trans person (when that even happens lol) who thinks they should be allowed to exist? "Trans activist"
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You exist.

These days that’s already risky advocacy.

Take care🙏
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feel this in my soul Lol
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You're a gem
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From "Community":

SHIRLEY: Real nice, Troy. That would be great PR for the black students.

TROY: I am not an ambassador!
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I also always liked comedian johan Miranda's take on being a DACA recipient, not every one of them has to be valedictorian of their class, like anyone else they should have the freedom to just work at 7/11 and get high in their free time if that's what they want to do.
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No, you being a shitty person is why you're an effective advocate.

Lowering expectations for eveyone else.
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mayhaps
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