Apparently Applebee's doesn't serve a blooming onion? What the fuck is it even for?!?

September 09, 2025 - 15:58 UTC

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Ask if they have an orlando bloomin onion. It might be in the back
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Bloomin' onion
Awesome blossom
Texas tonion

It feels like everyone has some goofy offshoot of deep-frying an entire onion.
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divorced parent crashouts seems like a right answer
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you may be thinking of the Awesome Blossom
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wait fuck no thats Chilis
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I had one at the art festival yesterday. Which made me think why do I have to wait for a special occasion for a blooming onion or a fucking elephant ear. Whoever makes a carnival food restaurant will make a goddamn fortune.
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I give it two months before the first grease fire.
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hitting on divorcees at the bar over appetizer samplers and happy hour margaritas mostly
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I wish we had Applebees in England
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You just told her there are lonely milfs in her area, now we'll never get her to leave the applebees
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One good.
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Ngl the end of this thread makes it a wild ride
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Blooming onion would be Outback. Last I knew. 🤭
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Applebee's is for 21st birthdays where your waiter doesn't put your order in because they were getting busy with their girlfriend in the car in the parking lot

Or where you go to pay like $80 for the most mid food you could have and get broken up with by your girlfriends the next day

Nothing good.
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i was about to say "i know someone who this literally happened to" and then realized who made this comment
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You’re thinking of the fake Australia restaurant, Outback. They’ve got the onion
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They serve the bloomin apple, it's really mid!
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This is exactly the type of thing citizen's DO have the power to change in this country! I bet a little petition or social media campaign could get them to add it. They already got fryers, and they already got onions. They'd have to invest in a big bowl and a BO chopper for each store EZPZ.
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feeding apples to bees
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Or possibly bees to apples
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The unlimited wings deal
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Applebee's has goated mozz sticks but that's about all they're good for
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This is transphobia
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The blooming apple, which is also deep fried, but with a honey dipping sauce
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What is an Applebee's but an Outback Steakhouse without the Aussie façade?
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Anything Applebee’s can do Chili’s does better
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first dates when you live somewhere with nothing to do mostly i think
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Oh my gawd this is the most true response. This is the essence of Applebees.
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oh i forgot road trips when you have to stop in a smaller town after 8pm and everything else is closed
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Regrets and margaritas
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Apples and/or bees.
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Blooms -> flowers -> bees
Onion -> basically a stinky apple
Make it make sense, Applebee’s
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that’s what made u brave
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riblets fresh out the michael wave
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For dysfunctional families to have a row and interrupt NASCAR races?

Again, my only knowledge of this place is Talladega Nights.
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Hah, I almost said something about that, but I figured it was part of the bit and that others had already said something.
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writing punchlines
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You go to fucking Outback for a bloomin onion like a fucking adult
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Well it ain't called Onionbee's! 🥁

Sorry, I'll see myself out.
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Nobody Knows
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anyway, it was brave of you to eat a blooming onion there even though they refuse to make them.
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$1 margaritas and karaoke???
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this, and an acceptable enough quesadilla that is also a cheeseburger, if that’s your thing
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Applebee's has the distinction of being the only restaurant where you'll forget what you ate before you get back to your car. It exists for when you need to disassociate through a meal with "people" you don't like but can't offend
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For a hot second it was $1 long island iced teas
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Bees !
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When you live in the rust belt, you go there to treat your boyfriend to an okay sandwich and some awful margaritas after good t4t lovin’.
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They have unlimited shrimp randomly. Such a restaurant is a dwindling resource.
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i've heard if you bring your own onion they'll bloom it for you for a reasonable price
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You can only get apples and bees
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Triple Dipper
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Been sayin'.
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their chicken sandwiches are pretty alright
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this is the greatest betrayal of our age by far
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if you enjoy onions I automatically don't trust you
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