don’t ask if my computer is backed up it’s none of your bitness

March 13, 2026 - 02:19 UTC

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hey stop trying to shove me in my locker
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What if it's a bitlocker
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whose locker would you like me to shove you in?
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I had a computer science joke that stayed in the drafts because it's too laffy taffy (i accidentally just posted it and deleted)
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Constipated computers are the scourge of the middle class...
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That’s some serious coding bro
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Backed up into what? Sorry, I couldn’t help myself
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You gotta back up. Take a byte outta data-loss
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